Status jokes
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If you drive a Lamborghini, then you have a tiny weenie.
They call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me poor and ugly.
I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to ‘single.’
I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to ‘orphan.’
Technoblade should have drank milk. Would have gotten rid of all his status effects!
Like, and comment if you're single.
Ayo, who's online :')
Them, losers.
I'm back.
What color is your Bugatti?
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?
If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.
What relationship status fits an orphan?
Single.
What can you say about that homeless man's life and current status?
Wasted.
I don't understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single.
I fight with my parents, but you don't see me change my status to "Orphan."
I hate it when couples get into a little fight and they change their Facebook status to "single." I have fights with my parents, but I don't change my Facebook status to "orphan."
Money is power, and power is sex. Sex is ex, and ex is virgin.
What do you call an Indian person who is not starving? Dead.
How do you keep a homophobic heterosexual man that is a minister and a Christian nationalist with blond hair in suspense?
Wait until Christmas to take away his church's tax-exempt status or he will call the ACLU.
"Prince, where are you?"