New Status Jokes

A guy on a bus saw a beautiful girl. He asked for her number, and of course, she said no. He asked the bus driver for advice, and he said, "That girl goes to the cemetery to pray every day at 10 p.m. and look for a statue of an angel." So he dresses up as God, goes to the grave, and she sees him. She says, "Oh, Lord, end my misery! Kill me now!" And he said, "Only if you do something for me first." She replied, "What is it, oh mighty Lord?" He said, "Have sex with me." She agreed. They had sex, and when she was done sucking his dick, he said, "I have something to tell you." He took off his costume and said, "I'm the guy from the bus." And she took off her costume: "I'm the bus driver."

(Does anyone remember this? It's an old joke someone made, or does no one remember this? I didn't make this, but it went smth like this)

Qualification Check:

Single

Taken

Friended ✔

If you drive a Lamborghini, then you have a tiny weenie.

They call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me poor and ugly.

I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to ‘single.’

I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to ‘orphan.’

People are pushing for a Black Statue Of Liberty coin.

Can't wait to use Black people as currency again :)

Technoblade should have drank milk. Would have gotten rid of all his status effects!

Like, and comment if you're single.

We really should erect a statue of the guy who killed Hitler.

Ayo, who's online :')

What color is your Bugatti?

We should give whoever killed Hitler a statue. Oh wait, never mind.

What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?

Criminals are wanted.

What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?

If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.

What relationship status fits an orphan?

Single.

There are 3 men: an American, a French, and an Italian who have to take a trip and take the plane.

The American puts his hand out the window and says: "We are in America, I touched the Statue of Liberty." The French says: "We are in France, I touched the Eiffel Tower." The Italian says: "We are in Italy, I touched the garbage!"