Status jokes
Why didn't Michael Jackson have a girlfriend? He's afraid of women.
Qualification Check:
Single
Taken
Friended ✔
What do you call an 18-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
If you drive a Lamborghini, then you have a tiny weenie.
They call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me poor and ugly.
I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to ‘single.’
I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to ‘orphan.’
Technoblade should have drank milk. Would have gotten rid of all his status effects!
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)
Peyk 47 said that Kobe Bryant is not a legend, but he is.
Like, and comment if you're single.
What do you call an orphan?
Homeless.
Ayo, who's online :')
What's an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
Them, losers.
I'm back.
Did Jesus die a virgin?
Nah, he got nailed...
So you mom call she side when Covin come home?
What color is your Bugatti?
Technoblade never got a wife.
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.