Status jokes

Like, and comment if you're single.

Evan, this is Mya, and your mom told me you were adopted, so we are done. Bye, don’t talk to me.

I posted on my Facebook account that you have a picture on Facebook.

What can you say about that homeless man's life and current status?

Wasted.

"Prince, where are you?"

Qualification Check:

Single

Taken

Friended ✔

They call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me poor and ugly.

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii I'm famous!

I'm back.

Money is power, and power is sex. Sex is ex, and ex is virgin.