
Status jokes
Like, and comment if you're single.
Evan, this is Mya, and your mom told me you were adopted, so we are done. Bye, don’t talk to me.
I posted on my Facebook account that you have a picture on Facebook.
What can you say about that homeless man's life and current status?
Wasted.
"Prince, where are you?"
Qualification Check:
Single
Taken
Friended ✔
They call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me poor and ugly.
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii I'm famous!
I'm back.
Money is power, and power is sex. Sex is ex, and ex is virgin.
So true though!!!
Send the numbers and i will answer honestly
My “rich” classmates be like with their PS5, XBOX, and latest IPhones :









