Status jokes

A job is like virginity. Not everyone loses it.

Me: Are you an orphan?

Boy: Yeah, what gave me away?

Me: ....ur parents.

There's only one gender. Women are property.

Why doesn't the Sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees.

Them, losers.

Peyk 47 said that Kobe Bryant is not a legend, but he is.

Like if you have a boyfriend, girlfriend, or husband, or wife, or a crush.

Is Gwen still on this app thing?

Technoblade never got a wife.

What do you call an orphan?

Homeless.

I am an orphan...

Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?

His wife is dead.

Dad: Alive.

Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).

Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.

Mother: Alive...

Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.

A sibling went up to their other sibling and said, "Dad said you're adopted."

The other sibling said, "You are, too."

Then the first sibling goes, "No, I'm not."

And the sibling says, "We're twins."

The other kid goes, "And you're adopted... oh."

Money is power, and power is sex. Sex is ex, and ex is virgin.

what was Juice WRLD before he was famous?

Answer: alive.

Is Stephen Hawking a physicist now? No, because he is dead.

Why is daonlyjuanhere an orphan?

Because he is the only one.

How do you keep a homophobic heterosexual man that is a minister and a Christian nationalist with blond hair in suspense?

Wait until Christmas to take away his church's tax-exempt status or he will call the ACLU.

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