Status jokes

Evan, this is Mya, and your mom told me you were adopted, so we are done. Bye, don’t talk to me.

Like, and comment if you're single.

I posted on my Facebook account that you have a picture on Facebook.

What can you say about that homeless man's life and current status?

Wasted.

"Prince, where are you?"

They call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me poor and ugly.

Qualification Check:

Single

Taken

Friended ✔

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii I'm famous!

I'm back.

Money is power, and power is sex. Sex is ex, and ex is virgin.