Statue of Liberty ain't even American, that b*tch is French!
Status Jokes
What relationship status fits an orphan?
Single.
Them, losers.
There's only one gender. Women are property.
The Statue of Liberty is French; she ain't even American. Deport that bitch!
What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?
If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.
I hate it when couples get into a little fight and they change their Facebook status to "single." I have fights with my parents, but I don't change my Facebook status to "orphan."
- Hey, are you single?
- No, I'm album.
A guy on a bus saw a beautiful girl. He asked for her number, and of course, she said no. He asked the bus driver for advice, and he said, "That girl goes to the cemetery to pray every day at 10 p.m. and look for a statue of an angel." So he dresses up as God, goes to the grave, and she sees him. She says, "Oh, Lord, end my misery! Kill me now!" And he said, "Only if you do something for me first." She replied, "What is it, oh mighty Lord?" He said, "Have sex with me." She agreed. They had sex, and when she was done sucking his dick, he said, "I have something to tell you." He took off his costume and said, "I'm the guy from the bus." And she took off her costume: "I'm the bus driver."
(Does anyone remember this? It's an old joke someone made, or does no one remember this? I didn't make this, but it went smth like this)
There are 3 men: an American, a French, and an Italian who have to take a trip and take the plane.
The American puts his hand out the window and says: "We are in America, I touched the Statue of Liberty." The French says: "We are in France, I touched the Eiffel Tower." The Italian says: "We are in Italy, I touched the garbage!"
Yo mama is so ugly, she turned a knife into a statue.
What do you call an Indian person who is not starving? Dead.
Like, and comment if you're single.
Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.
Whatβs the difference between Stephen Hawking and The Statue Of Liberty? The Statue of Liberty stands for something! π
Evan, this is Mya, and your mom told me you were adopted, so we are done. Bye, donβt talk to me.
I posted on my Facebook account that you have a picture on Facebook.
They donβt have to invest a lot into the Stephen Hawking wax statue, though.
What can you say about that homeless man's life and current status?
Wasted.
"Prince, where are you?"
