Status jokes

If prostitution had a tax-exempt status, and if an adult bookstore had a tax-exempt status because of a glory hole, churches would have to do something else to keep their tax-exempt status to avoid the risk of going out of business.

Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.

I posted on my Facebook account that you have a picture on Facebook.

Evan, this is Mya, and your mom told me you were adopted, so we are done. Bye, don’t talk to me.

There's only one gender. Women are property.

What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.

A job is like virginity. Not everyone loses it.

- Hey, are you single?

- No, I'm album.

Is Stephen Hawking a physicist now?

No, because he is dead.

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii I'm famous!