Status jokes
Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.
I posted on my Facebook account that you have a picture on Facebook.
Why didn鈥檛 the moon eat dinner?
Because it was full! 馃寱
Are the three little pigs orphans because their mom kicked them out of the house?
Why is daonlyjuanhere an orphan?
Because he is the only one.
In the new Grinch, the Whos would say he stole Christmas, "Get him!" Then the Grinch said, "I'm an orphan!" That changes everything. The Whos said, "What would they do if Max was an orphan?"
A sibling went up to their other sibling and said, "Dad said you're adopted."
The other sibling said, "You are, too."
Then the first sibling goes, "No, I'm not."
And the sibling says, "We're twins."
The other kid goes, "And you're adopted... oh."
Evan, this is Mya, and your mom told me you were adopted, so we are done. Bye, don鈥檛 talk to me.
There's only one gender. Women are property.
What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Boy: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: ....ur parents.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
His wife is dead.
A job is like virginity. Not everyone loses it.
- Hey, are you single?
- No, I'm album.
Is Stephen Hawking a physicist now? No, because he is dead.
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii I'm famous!
How do you know if your wife is dead?
Sex is the same, but the dishes keep piling up.
Why doesn't the Sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees.