Status jokes

- Hey, are you single?

- No, I'm album.

What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the Statue of Liberty? The statue stands for something.

What did one statue say to another statue? "Hey! Is that you?"

Is Stephen Hawking a physicist now?

No, because he is dead.

Yo mama is so ugly, she turned a knife into a statue.

They don’t have to invest a lot into the Stephen Hawking wax statue, though.

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii I'm famous!