State jokes
What do you call an old snowman?
Answer: Water.
Your life, ahhahaha!
Most states:
"It's ok, it won't be awkward. We're still friends."
Alabama:
"She didn't wanna be my girlfriend anymore. But she said she'll still be my sister."
I was 11 or 12 at the time.
Guy (passing me): "How are you doing?" Me, an autist: "Pretty bad honestly." Guy (continued walking past me) Me: ...
If you didn’t know, “what’s up” and “how are you doing” are phatic expressions in the United States, meaning that they’re said as greetings even though they literally mean something else.
Wanna know what's worse than 5 babies in one dumpster?
1 baby in 5 dumpsters.....
A man finds his son climbing the roof of his house. The kid kept using all sorts of material to climb up, but the dad didn't pay much attention.
Next day the kid went to the state tower and kept climbing using some adhesive gloves. The dad asks his son for a second time: "Son! Why are you doing this?" The son replies: "You told me to aim up high!"
Eggshausted.
My live.
When you realize you have depression, and depression realizes how stupid you were.
I'm hungry.
Is depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle.
My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blew up and okra was everywhere.
I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!
How do people in Alabama get circumcised? You knee your sister's jaw...
What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate?
"Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"
How do you make Alabama cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
A guy was annoyed in a store. I walk up to him and said, "What's wrong, buddy? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned isle!"
What do you call your brother in Alabama? Daddy.
Your breath is so hot, it made the Chicago fire!
Wanna hear a funny joke?
John's life.
How do you circumcise someone from Alabama?
Kick his sister's jaw.