Start jokes
I’ve been munching away on these new Tic Tacs recently and honestly, they are really good.
It’s a little strange how they came in a bottle labeled “Ibuprofen” though, and really, I’m starting to feel a little sick. The bottle’s almost empty though, so it’s time to get some more!
Why did the rapper start a gardening business?
He had mad ROOTS in the game.
How is a priest like a wristwatch?
They both start at 12.
Paul Walker started in 3 movies: Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, To Die Hard.
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support Windows.
Dogs say woof.
Cows say moo.
Idiots say, "The site will be less dead when school starts again!"
Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.
I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.
How do butts start a conversation?
"Let's cut to the chase!"
Why did the ass start a gardening service?
It was great at dropping SEEDS.
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
What do you think fish tasted like before women started swimming?
If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.
What did the tree do when the bank closed?
It started its own branch.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when it started RAINING RHYMES.
I met a fat chick at the beach.
People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?
I ran into a fat woman today. She said next time, don't hit me. I said I don't think I have enough gas to go around.
Then the ground started to rumble with every step she took.