I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
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What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.
How do butts start a conversation?
"Let's cut to the chase!"
Why did the ass start a gardening service?
It was great at dropping SEEDS.
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
What do you think fish tasted like before women started swimming?
If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.
What did the tree do when the bank closed?
It started its own branch.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when it started RAINING RHYMES.
I met a fat chick at the beach.
People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?
I ran into a fat woman today. She said next time, don't hit me. I said I don't think I have enough gas to go around.
Then the ground started to rumble with every step she took.
Q: What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common?
A: If they stop sucking, you can smack them until they start again.
How do you know if a rapper's broke?
When he starts dropping cents instead of bars.
How does a rapper start his day?
With a MIC check!
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
How do you start a school shooting at a black school?
Call the cops.
I started a new job. My boss said, "Hi, my name is Rebecca, but people call me Becky." I said, "My name is Kyle, but people call me Dick."
She said, "How do you get Dick from Kyle?" I replied, "You just ask nicely."
COVID is like fashion...
We started hearing about it in Italy...
Became popular in LA and NYC...
Florida ignored it...
And it was all made in China in the end.
