Stand

Stand jokes

Wheelchair

My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself.

Cookie

There was a disabled kid at my door. He said, "I'm selling some cookies, want to buy one?" I said, "Well, if you stand up, sure."

Orphan

The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.

Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯

Memes

Kid

One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.

She asked me, "What are you doing?"

I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."

She asked, "What does that mean?"

I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."

Trump

Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?

He thinks she should stand up for herself.

Orphan

This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."

Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!

Girl

When you think of the word "simp," you think of a girl. "Girl" stands for ghosts in real life. Another word for simp is "ding dong." Put them together, and you get ghosts in real life with ding dongs.

Meat

Meat stands for: M - monitoring, E - evaluating, A - assessing/addressing, T - treatment.

So when you're shoving meat up people's asses, then you're monitoring them, evaluating them, assessing them, and treating them.

Disneyland

They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.

LGBTQ

I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.

People

Why do disabled people not like comedians?

Because they do stand up.

Comedian

My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke, and I burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand-up comedian.