Stand jokes
The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
Why do disabled people not like comedians?
Because they do stand up.
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
Yo mom is so fat that when she stands on a scale, she broke it, lol.
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.
Memes
This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."
Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!
What does Diana stand for?
Died In A Nasty Accident.
There was a disabled kid at my door. He said, "I'm selling some cookies, want to buy one?" I said, "Well, if you stand up, sure."
One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.
She asked me, "What are you doing?"
I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."
She asked, "What does that mean?"
I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."
I'm in a wheelchair, right, so I've tried everything but one stand up.
It didn't work.
The "d" in Africa stands for democracy...
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.
The "F" in "Orphan" stands for "Famulu."
My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself.
NASA stands for... National Adult S3x Association.
I can't stand up when I laugh hard; neither can they.
When you think of the word "simp," you think of a girl. "Girl" stands for ghosts in real life. Another word for simp is "ding dong." Put them together, and you get ghosts in real life with ding dongs.
Meat stands for: M - monitoring, E - evaluating, A - assessing/addressing, T - treatment.
So when you're shoving meat up people's asses, then you're monitoring them, evaluating them, assessing them, and treating them.
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
What does NASA stand for?
Need a star A.S.A.P.!