I'm in a wheelchair, right, so I've tried everything but one stand up.
It didn't work.
When you think of the word "simp," you think of a girl. "Girl" stands for ghosts in real life. Another word for simp is "ding dong." Put them together, and you get ghosts in real life with ding dongs.
Meat stands for: M - monitoring, E - evaluating, A - assessing/addressing, T - treatment.
So when you're shoving meat up people's asses, then you're monitoring them, evaluating them, assessing them, and treating them.
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.
This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."
Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!
What does Diana stand for?
Died In A Nasty Accident.
I can't stand up when I laugh hard; neither can they.
One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.
She asked me, "What are you doing?"
I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."
She asked, "What does that mean?"
I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.
NASA stands for... National Adult S3x Association.
My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself.
The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.
Why do disabled people not like comedians?
Because they do stand up.
What if Stephan hawking was the real slim shady but couldn’t stand up
My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke and i burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand up comedian.
Handicapped jokes are so cruel I can't stand them!!
Friend: My bike doesn't have a kick stand, so it can't stand up.
Me: Nah, it's just two tired.
Who was the first carpenter?
Eve, she made Adam's banana stand...
