Stand jokes

Why do the Twin Towers have Elton John?

Because Elton "IS STILL STANDING".

I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.

Why can't Stephen Hawking win any arguments?

Because he can't stand up for himself.

Do you know the F in "orphan" stands for family?

There is no F in "orphan".

Exactly.

There was a disabled kid at my door. He said, "I'm selling some cookies, want to buy one?" I said, "Well, if you stand up, sure."

Why do disabled people not like comedians?

Because they do stand up.

The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!

The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.

Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯

The "d" in Africa stands for democracy...

Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?

Because he's their father.

NASA stands for... National Adult S3x Association.

My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself.

Yo mom is so fat that when she stands on a scale, she broke it, lol.

I'm in a wheelchair, right, so I've tried everything but one stand up.

It didn't work.

What does Diana stand for?

Died In A Nasty Accident.

I can't stand up when I laugh hard; neither can they.

One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.

She asked me, "What are you doing?"

I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."

She asked, "What does that mean?"

I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."

Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?

He thinks she should stand up for herself.

This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."

Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!

The "F" in "Orphan" stands for "Famulu."