If your house is cold, just stand in the corner. It’s always 90 degrees there.
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My cousin: “how’s the lemonade stand supposed to run when ur at softball practice?!” Me: “lemonade stands can’t run, dufus.”
When you realize your friend is standing next to you is adopted and narrates everything he does
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
How do you confuse a blonde? Tell them to stand in the corner in a round room
I'd like to have kids one day. I don't think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
your mums so fat when she stands on the scale it says to be continued
Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?
They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.
I’m going to reenact the ending of Saw (2004), except I won’t stand up and shut the door.
What does Steven hawking have in common with the gates one stands the other doesn't
once I was asked to perform snail jokes at a stand-up comedy night. I certainly snailed it because the crowd thought it was shelleriouse.
bring out your weapons people. it's bullying time.
Hey, you know what I told the kid on wheel chair?
I told him to be a stand up comedian
New teacher:everyone stand up if u think you are stupid.
Student: stands up
Teacher: why did u stand up?
Student: I hate seeing u stand up there by yourself
What do you call an accomplished opera singer with recurring gonorrhea/*lap? 👏🏼👏🏼
STANDING OVATION! 🌹🌹🥀
I bullied a kid in a wheelchair, I told him to stand up for himself.
I sit because i can't stand you
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd? A hipster!
What type of comedy can't steven hawking do?
STAND UP COMEDY
