My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke
I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.
what makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar? They can't stand up for themselves.
This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.
I love Steven Hawking’s stand-up comedy!
I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!
What is the worst comedy for disabled people?
Stand Up Comedy!
why do i tell bad jokes im a lesbian
somone was bullying stephen so i said why do you not stand up for your self
One day little Jonnys is in class it is the second day back to school. The teacher is annoyed with the kids so she goes to the front of the class and says, "If you think you are stupid stand up." lIttle Jonny stood up. The teacher asked him why do you think you're stupid. Little Jonny said I don't think I am stupid. Then the teacher asked little Jonny why he stood up. Then little Jonny replied I just felt bad seeing you standing here alone.
once I was asked to perform snail jokes at a stand-up comedy night. I certainly snailed it because the crowd thought it was shelleriouse.
Jantje goes on a walk with his grandmother. Jantje sees 1 dollar on the street and picks it up. The grandmother says: Hey, jantje! No picking up things from the floor! They are ugly and bad! Then they keep walking. The grandmother slips and asks jantje to help her stand up. Jantje anwsers: No! Everything on the ground is ugly and bad.
What if Stephan hawking was the real slim shady but couldn’t stand up
There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair
Why don’t she stand up for herself
New teacher:everyone stand up if u think you are stupid.
Student: stands up
Teacher: why did u stand up?
Student: I hate seeing u stand up there by yourself
Why can't disabled people make jokes?
Well, it's called Stand-Up comedy, isn't it?
What sucks about disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
what do you say to a cripeld man getting bullied why not you stand up for yourself
So, I was at a stand up comedy show in Russia where the comedian was making fun of Putin. The jokes weren’t that good but I loved the execution.
what is the one thing cripples can't do......stand up comedy
I'm in a wheelchair right so I've tried everything but one stand up
It didn't work
