My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke.
I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.
what makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar? They can't stand up for themselves.
This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.
I love Steven Hawking’s stand-up comedy!
I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!
What is the worst comedy for disabled people?
Stand-up comedy!
Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.
Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"
One day little Jonny is in class. It is the second day back to school. The teacher is annoyed with the kids, so she goes to the front of the class and says, "If you think you are stupid, stand up." Little Jonny stood up.
The teacher asked him, "Why do you think you're stupid?" Little Jonny said, "I don't think I am stupid."
Then the teacher asked little Jonny why he stood up. Then little Jonny replied, "I just felt bad seeing you standing here alone."
Once I was asked to perform snail jokes at a stand-up comedy night. I certainly snailed it because the crowd thought it was shellerious.
Jantje goes on a walk with his grandmother. Jantje sees 1 dollar on the street and picks it up.
The grandmother says: "Hey, Jantje! No picking up things from the floor! They are ugly and bad!"
Then they keep walking. The grandmother slips and asks Jantje to help her stand up. Jantje answers: "No! Everything on the ground is ugly and bad."
What if Stephan hawking was the real slim shady but couldn’t stand up
There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why don’t she stand up for herself?
New teacher: Everyone stand up if you think you are stupid.
Student: Stands up.
Teacher: Why did you stand up?
Student: I hate seeing you stand up there by yourself.
Why can't disabled people make jokes?
Well, it's called Stand-Up comedy, isn't it?
What sucks about disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
What do you say to a crippled man getting bullied?
"Why not you stand up for yourself?"
So, I was at a stand up comedy show in Russia where the comedian was making fun of Putin. The jokes weren’t that good, but I loved the execution.
What is the one thing cripples can't do? ... Stand-up comedy.
I'm in a wheelchair, right, so I've tried everything but one stand up.
It didn't work.
