What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
Hi Iâm joe
Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.
I was in Russia listening to a stand-up comedian making fun of Putin.
The jokes weren't that good, but I liked the execution.
He was in a fight, then a person said, "Stand up for yourself!"
Every time I tell a 911 joke, it bombs.
A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
Why did Hitler go for handicap?
Because they canât stand up for themselves.
why are so many people making fun of people with wheel chairs?
-they canât stand up for themselves
I can't stand up when I laugh hard; neither can they.
My friend that was in a wheel chair was getting bullied so I said stand up for yourself.
My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I donât understand why he just canât stand up for himself.
Teacher: Now class, if you are dumb, please stand up.
Class: no one stands up.
Teacher: Oh câmon. I know someone over here is dumb. *waves her finger around the left side of the room*
Little Johnny: *stands up*
Teacher: Oh, Johnny, you think youâre dumb?
Little Johnny: No, I just feel bad youâre standing alone.
Haha, I have my own joke category now!
My teacher asked the class to stand up if you're dumb. No one did, so she said, "Come on, someone must be dumb," and pointed over to the left side of the classroom. Lil Jonny stands up. "Do you think you're dumb, Lil Jonny?" asked the teacher. "No, I just feel bad for you. You're the only one who stood up," replied Lil Jonny!
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon.
3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? âPut it on my bill.â
4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
5. What has a bed that you canât sleep in? A river.
6. Why were the teacherâs eyes crossed? She couldnât control her pupils.
7. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope.
8. How does the ocean say hello? It waves.
9. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
10. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee.
11. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, âmini-sodaâ).
12. Why couldnât the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
13. Apparently, you canât use âbeef stewâ as a password. Itâs not stroganoff.
14. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.
15. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball.
16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.
17. Why shouldnât you write with a broken pencil? Because itâs pointless.
I hated getting bullied in school
because I could never stand up for my self
People in Wheelchairs Should really stand up for themselves
My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke and i burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand up comedian.
