Sports jokes
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Why can’t orphans play baseball??
Because they can’t find their way to home plate.
Memes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home to run to.
Your hairline be going up and down like a Formula 1 car!
What's a delinquent mitten's favorite sport?
Badminton.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Her: I love Kobe Bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.
Kobe couldn’t clutch up with the rift to go.
Why do orphans love table tennis? Because that is the only love they're getting.
Why did Little Sally get hurt while playing soccer?
Because she fell into a minefield.
It’s too bad G won’t be able to follow in Kobe’s footsteps and rape a hotel employee but not serve one minute in jail.
A day in the life of a Biden voter.
$2000 stimulus check? Nah, $1400...some day.
No more kids in cages? Nah, more kids in cages.
$15 minimum wage? Nah, $11. Maybe.
50k loan forgiveness? Nah. Lol.
No more deportations? Nah, they're still leaving.
Women's rights? Nah, dudes in women's sports.
New COVID bill? Nah, mostly bailouts and pet projects.
Cheap insulin? Nah, jack those prices up.
Defeat fascism? Nah, barbed wire fences around DC.
What did the basketball say to the Frisbee... "No balls."
Why can't orphans play basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite type of basketball?
Dribble.
What's the difference between a sports car and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a sports car in my garage.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.