Sports jokes
I kicked a ball at the kid in the wheelchair, and now we're playing Rocket League.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is. :)
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can't orphans play sports?
They don't know what a home team is.
What Football Club does Mason Greenwood play for?
Prison FC
I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.
Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.
Comment your favorite sport.
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why are Nazis so good at soccer?
Because they're so good at shooting.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never hit a homerun.
Your hairline be going up and down like a Formula 1 car!
What's a delinquent mitten's favorite sport?
Badminton.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Her: I love Kobe Bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.
Kobe couldn’t clutch up with the rift to go.
Why do orphans love table tennis? Because that is the only love they're getting.
Why did Little Sally get hurt while playing soccer?
Because she fell into a minefield.
It’s too bad G won’t be able to follow in Kobe’s footsteps and rape a hotel employee but not serve one minute in jail.