Sports jokes
Why are Nazis so good at soccer?
Because they're so good at shooting.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never hit a homerun.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Why can’t orphans play baseball??
Because they can’t find their way to home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home to run to.
If laziness was an Olympic sport, I'd come in fourth so I wouldn't have to walk up to the podium.
Your hairline be going up and down like a Formula 1 car!
Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?
Because they are afraid of the jet.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have got no home to run to.
When your friends [are] talking about sports:
Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁
Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱
Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Her: I love Kobe Bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.
Kobe couldn’t clutch up with the rift to go.
Why do orphans love table tennis? Because that is the only love they're getting.
Why did Little Sally get hurt while playing soccer?
Because she fell into a minefield.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What's a delinquent mitten's favorite sport?
Badminton.
It’s too bad G won’t be able to follow in Kobe’s footsteps and rape a hotel employee but not serve one minute in jail.
A day in the life of a Biden voter.
$2000 stimulus check? Nah, $1400...some day.
No more kids in cages? Nah, more kids in cages.
$15 minimum wage? Nah, $11. Maybe.
50k loan forgiveness? Nah. Lol.
No more deportations? Nah, they're still leaving.
Women's rights? Nah, dudes in women's sports.
New COVID bill? Nah, mostly bailouts and pet projects.
Cheap insulin? Nah, jack those prices up.
Defeat fascism? Nah, barbed wire fences around DC.
Why can't orphans play basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.