Sports jokes
Why are Nazis so good at soccer?
Because they're so good at shooting.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Why can’t orphans play baseball??
Because they can’t find their way to home plate.
When your friends [are] talking about sports:
Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁
Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱
Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can't orphans play sports?
They don't know what a home team is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Her: I love Kobe Bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.
Why did Little Sally get hurt while playing soccer?
Because she fell into a minefield.
Kobe couldn’t clutch up with the rift to go.
Why do orphans love table tennis? Because that is the only love they're getting.
What's a delinquent mitten's favorite sport?
Badminton.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
It’s too bad G won’t be able to follow in Kobe’s footsteps and rape a hotel employee but not serve one minute in jail.
A day in the life of a Biden voter.
$2000 stimulus check? Nah, $1400...some day.
No more kids in cages? Nah, more kids in cages.
$15 minimum wage? Nah, $11. Maybe.
50k loan forgiveness? Nah. Lol.
No more deportations? Nah, they're still leaving.
Women's rights? Nah, dudes in women's sports.
New COVID bill? Nah, mostly bailouts and pet projects.
Cheap insulin? Nah, jack those prices up.
Defeat fascism? Nah, barbed wire fences around DC.
What did the basketball say to the Frisbee... "No balls."
Why can't orphans play basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.