Sports jokes
What Football Club does Mason Greenwood play for?
Prison FC
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Your hairline is so long that Odell Beckham Jr. missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is. :)
Comment your favorite sport.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can't orphans play sports?
They don't know what a home team is.
Why are Nazis so good at soccer?
Because they're so good at shooting.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never hit a homerun.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home to run to.
When your friends [are] talking about sports:
Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁
Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱
Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀
I cleaned my room today. While sweeping under the bed, I heard my mop collide with something. To my surprise, I found Pristiano Penaldo hiding under my bed! My dad said, “Don’t bother sweeping him son, he’s been dusted for years.” I was shocked but not surprised.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Her: I love Kobe Bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.
Kobe couldn’t clutch up with the rift to go.