Sports jokes
Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
I would tell jokes about Kobe, but they would just crash and burn.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
They eat the bat.
Why can't orphans play sports?
They don't know what a home team is.
BROOO BAHAAHHAHAHAHAAH
What's an African's favorite sport to play, but they can't? Water polo.
I was at a farm in France called ‘Uber eats Farmer league’, then I saw a strange creature called ‘Pessi’. He only appears against farmers.
He ran towards to me, I didn’t know what I should do so I decided to shout “Big games! Big games!“ Pessi scurried away.
If Shaquille O’Neal had a boat, he would’ve named it Freethrow, because he will never sink it.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger!
I would say fly high to Kobe, but obviously he didn't...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?
They both can crash down.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he doesn't know where home is.
Q: Why are the 49ers called the 49ers?
A: 'Cause they can't make it past the 50-yard line.
Was invited to the inauguration of an I-pad.
We were all ready to begin the event. I was supposed to cut the ribbons, but before I could do that, Penaldo jumped outta nowhere and shouted, "I DON'T WANT I-PAD, I ONLY WANT TO STATPAD!"
Shame on Penaldo for ruining the event! 😡
Hey guys, wish me luck on my game Al-Nassr vs. Raed Al-Raed. I have 604 million followers on Instagram, but we are not gonna be able to beat that. Can we get to 69 followers, please and thankyou?
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't go home.
Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.
I'm going to hell!
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.