Sports jokes
What do you call a white man surrounded by black men? Coach.
Cleveland Browns
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
Pedophiles don't win races because they like to come in a little behind.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? - In case he got a hole in one.
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
What is Mexico's favorite sport? Cross country.
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a Golbat.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
I wondered why the ball was getting bigger... then it hit me.
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Because every time they’re at the corner, they build a store.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they eat the bat.
What is Al-Qaeda's favorite football team? The New York Jets.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants.
What is Africa's most famous sport?
The Hunger Games.
I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.
On September 11th, 2001, the New York Giants lost against the Jets.