Sports jokes
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't go home.
I wondered why the ball was getting bigger... then it hit me.
An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, “Where is homeroom?” The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.
Memes
What is an animal that is always at a baseball game?
A bat! 🤣🦇🦇🦇🦇
Two businessmen bought the Milwaukee Bucks for $500 million. They are very excited about their transaction, for this is the only legal way to own black people.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite's orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
I: "Get a boomerang."
Type: "Why?"
Me: "Because for frisbee, you need friends."
Balls are annoying. They just bounce and never keep still.
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
9/11, also known as the day football stopped.
Q: Why are the 49ers called the 49ers?
A: 'Cause they can't make it past the 50-yard line.
Why couldn't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home! 😂
Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?
Because he's dead.
Q: Why is China so bad at baseball?
A: They already ate the bat.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can’t find home.
Where do you find white people on a bench?
- The NBA.