Sports jokes
I wondered why the ball was getting bigger... then it hit me.
I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't go home.
An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, “Where is homeroom?” The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.
Memes
my cats dunking on Micheal Jordan
What is an animal that is always at a baseball game?
A bat! 🤣🦇🦇🦇🦇
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Two businessmen bought the Milwaukee Bucks for $500 million. They are very excited about their transaction, for this is the only legal way to own black people.
I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite's orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?
Because he's dead.
9/11, also known as the day football stopped.
Balls are annoying. They just bounce and never keep still.
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
Why couldn't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home! 😂
Q: Why are the 49ers called the 49ers?
A: 'Cause they can't make it past the 50-yard line.
I: "Get a boomerang."
Type: "Why?"
Me: "Because for frisbee, you need friends."
Where do you find white people on a bench?
- The NBA.
Q: Why is China so bad at baseball?
A: They already ate the bat.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can’t find home.