Sports jokes
I was taking my dog on a long walk when I heard a loud scream. I ran towards the sound. There I found Penaldo sinking in a pit of mud. I was trying to help him out when my dog said, "Leave him, he's been in the mud for years." I walked away shocked but not surprised.
Your hairline is so bad that it makes Lebron's hairline look normal.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They ain't got no home to run to.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home is... *sniff*
Girl: Boys are like sports, they get played.
Boy: Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
Kobe never died, he just faded away.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
Balls.
I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite's orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!
Why are there no Olympics in Mexico? Because everyone from Mexico that can run, jump, and swim is already over the border.
2020 was the first time Kobe had passed in years.
Where do you find white people on a bench?
- The NBA.
Why do basketball players like cookies? Because they can dunk them!
Why can orphans only hit a triple in baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What was Jesus's favorite sport?
Lacrosse.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bay.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
A guy wins a free ticket to the Super Bowl and so he’s very excited.
However, he’s not so excited when he gets there and realizes his seat’s in the back of the stadium.
So he looks around him for a better seat, and to his surprise he finds an empty seat right next to the field.
He approaches the older guy who’s sitting in the seat next to the empty one and asks if the seat is taken.
The man replies, “No.”
The young guy is very surprised to hear this and asks, “How could someone pass up a seat like this?”
The older guy replies, “It’s my wife’s seat. We’ve been to every Super Bowl together since the day we were married but she’s passed away.”
“Oh, how sad,” the young guy says, taken aback. “I’m sorry to hear that, but couldn’t you find a friend or relative to come with you?”
“No,” the man replies, “They’re all at the funeral.”
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
There are women complaining about being r@ped.
JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLEYS WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. 😁