Sports jokes
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans! 🏀🏀😆😆
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
Why was the computer so good at golf? Because he had a hard drive.
Why can't the Chinese play baseball? They ate all the bats.
What’s the difference between football and rape?
Women don’t like football.
my cats dunking on Micheal Jordan
What do you get when you put 2 nuns and a blond on a football field? 2 tight ends and a wide receiver.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know how to hit a home run.
Why can orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Let's play pretend. I'll be Nike and you'll be McDonald's, cuz I'll be doin' it and you'll be lovin' it.
I'd tell you a Kobe joke.
But I am afraid it wouldn't land well.
Why do orphans enjoy playing tennis?
It's the only way they’ll get love.
Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.
On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they can't go to home base. 😈
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A Juan on Juan.
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.