Sports jokes
What was the first sport played on the moon?
Capture the flag.
Why was the computer so good at golf? Because he had a hard drive.
Why can't the Chinese play baseball? They ate all the bats.
What’s the difference between football and rape?
Women don’t like football.
What do you get when you put 2 nuns and a blond on a football field? 2 tight ends and a wide receiver.
Memes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know how to hit a home run.
Why can orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Let's play pretend. I'll be Nike and you'll be McDonald's, cuz I'll be doin' it and you'll be lovin' it.
I'd tell you a Kobe joke.
But I am afraid it wouldn't land well.
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they can't go to home base. 😈
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find a home.
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.
Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.
Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.
I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. I’m impatient.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
Question: What does baseball have that orphans don't?
Answer: A home.