Sports jokes
I was exploring the Dubai trophy factory when someone came crashing in. It was him, Pristiano Penaldo. He held the workers at gunpoint, forcing them to make him another plastic Mickey Mouse award or he will dive and sue them for assaulting him. Shame on you, pendu!
Why was the computer so good at golf? Because he had a hard drive.
What's the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
One actually finished a race.
Why can't the Chinese play baseball? They ate all the bats.
What’s the difference between football and rape?
Women don’t like football.
Memes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know how to hit a home run.
What do you get when you put 2 nuns and a blond on a football field? 2 tight ends and a wide receiver.
Let's play pretend. I'll be Nike and you'll be McDonald's, cuz I'll be doin' it and you'll be lovin' it.
Why can orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
I'd tell you a Kobe joke.
But I am afraid it wouldn't land well.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't run home.
On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
They never get love.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A Juan on Juan.
Why do orphans enjoy playing tennis?
It's the only way they’ll get love.
Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they can't go to home base. 😈
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.