Sports jokes
I was exploring the Dubai trophy factory when someone came crashing in. It was him, Pristiano Penaldo. He held the workers at gunpoint, forcing them to make him another plastic Mickey Mouse award or he will dive and sue them for assaulting him. Shame on you, pendu!
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans! 🏀🏀😆😆
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
Why can't the Chinese play baseball? They ate all the bats.
What’s the difference between football and rape?
Women don’t like football.
What do you get when you put 2 nuns and a blond on a football field? 2 tight ends and a wide receiver.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know how to hit a home run.
Why can orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Let's play pretend. I'll be Nike and you'll be McDonald's, cuz I'll be doin' it and you'll be lovin' it.
I'd tell you a Kobe joke.
But I am afraid it wouldn't land well.
What’s something you can say during a pregnancy test and during a sporting event?
"We’ve got a runner!"
What’s a priest's favorite sport?
Golf, because most of the holes are less than 18.
Why do orphans enjoy playing tennis?
It's the only way they’ll get love.
Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.
Q: Why did the family want to move out while the neighbors were playing tennis?
A: Because they were a racquet!
Arsenal
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A Juan on Juan.
Why couldn't the Orphan play baseball?
Because he couldn't find home!
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe.
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.