Sports jokes
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans! 🏀🏀😆😆
Why was the computer so good at golf? Because he had a hard drive.
Why can't the Chinese play baseball? They ate all the bats.
What’s the difference between football and rape?
Women don’t like football.
What do you get when you put 2 nuns and a blond on a football field? 2 tight ends and a wide receiver.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know how to hit a home run.
Why can orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Let's play pretend. I'll be Nike and you'll be McDonald's, cuz I'll be doin' it and you'll be lovin' it.
I'd tell you a Kobe joke.
But I am afraid it wouldn't land well.
Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.
Why do orphans enjoy playing tennis?
It's the only way they’ll get love.
What’s a priest's favorite sport?
Golf, because most of the holes are less than 18.
What’s something you can say during a pregnancy test and during a sporting event?
"We’ve got a runner!"
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't run home.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A Juan on Juan.
I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.