Sports jokes
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.
2020 was the first time Kobe had passed in years.
Yo mama so fat, she broke Usain Bolt's 100 meter speed record by taking ONE STEP!
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.
🅱️haq
Kobe Bryant never missed a shot.
But he nailed that mountain.
Two businessmen bought the Milwaukee Bucks for $500 million. They are very excited about their transaction, for this is the only legal way to own black people.
What did the ball say to the other ball? "You're baller!"
If Shaq had a boat, he would name it "Freethrow," because he would never sink it.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause there's no home base...
Why do orphans not play sport?
Because they need parents' permission.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
Basketballs are bigger than end.
Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?
A: There was a face off in the corner.
I would tell jokes about Kobe, but they would just crash and burn.
Which is Ronaldo's favorite son, Matteo or Cristiano Junior?
Neither. His favorite is San Marino, perfect for stat-padding with tap-ins and penalties!
What's Al-Qaeda's favorite sports team?
The New York Jets.