Sports jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What’s Kobe Bryant’s favorite rapper? NLE Choppa.
People told Kobe to fly high. Look what happened.
Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
Because everybody that can run, jump, and swim is already in the U.S.
After 40 years, Kobe finally learned to pass.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can orphans only hit a triple in baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans sign up for sports?
They have to have a parent's signature.
Two businessmen bought the Milwaukee Bucks for $500 million. They are very excited about their transaction, for this is the only legal way to own black people.
What do you call an athlete who injured 75% of his spine?
A quarterback.
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar, just kidding, he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids?
To tie his kangaroo down, sport!
What did the helicopter say?
Helicopter: "Kobe!"
2020 was the first time Kobe had passed in years.
Why can orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Stop making jokes about Kobe.
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat.