Sports jokes
Why was the stadium so hot?
Because all the fans left!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
I would tell jokes about Kobe, but they would just crash and burn.
I wanted to play as Kobe in my console, but the game crashed.
"Most Deadly Sport"
Playing chicken with a train!
Why don't orphans play football?
They can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?
Coach.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What’s Kobe Bryant’s favorite rapper? NLE Choppa.
People told Kobe to fly high. Look what happened.
Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
Because everybody that can run, jump, and swim is already in the U.S.
After 40 years, Kobe finally learned to pass.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can orphans only hit a triple in baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans sign up for sports?
They have to have a parent's signature.
Two businessmen bought the Milwaukee Bucks for $500 million. They are very excited about their transaction, for this is the only legal way to own black people.
What do you call an athlete who injured 75% of his spine?
A quarterback.