Sports jokes
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar, just kidding, he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids?
To tie his kangaroo down, sport!
What did the helicopter say?
Helicopter: "Kobe!"
2020 was the first time Kobe had passed in years.
Why can orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Stop making jokes about Kobe.
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat.
I was wondering why the basketball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause there is no home to run to.
"Why is it that orphans only play tennis?""That's the only love they can get..."
What was the score of the basketball game in Africa?
Eight-nothing.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they will never get home.
What’s the difference between football and rape?
Women don’t like football.
Why can’t Asians play baseball?
Because they can’t see the ball.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t go home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can never find home.
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.