Sport jokes
P = Person (not original "pun")
P1: Hey girl! P2: I got a bf! P1: Well, I got a Lamborghini Aventador, a Bugatti Super Sports, a yacht, and a private plane. P2: BF stand for breakfast. P2: Oh, and also, where did you get all that stuff? P1: GTA5 P2: You motherfucker!!!
(Communications with this person are now blocked)
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
I was in the Sahara Desert, dying of thirst. Thankfully, Pionel Pessi, the debut man, came to my rescue👨🚒. He brought in 100's of helicopters filled with bottles to quench my thirst. I asked him how he had so many bottles; "big games," he replied. Thanks for saving my life, my idol.
What did the parent say to M.J.?
"Get off my kid!"
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest.
He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.
What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
As an honest Penaldo fan, I have to admit he is a penalty merchant. He can only score against farmer teams like Spezia. He never shows up against great teams like Barcelona.
I've come to realize my hero Penaldo will never be better than Messi. My idol Penaldo is sadly finished.
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?
They both only change their pads after every third period!
An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t run to home.
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find Homeplate.
What was the ballpoint's favorite sport? Pen-nis.
When Helen Keller tries singing the national anthem at the Super Bowl,
Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa.
Lady: "Can I lick your balls?"
Me: "Ummmmm, ok?"
Lady: *grabs ball sack and licks my balls*
Me: "I'm gonna have to clean these now!"
Lady: "Let me do that."
Me: "No, thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!"