Sport jokes
I heard P. Diddy got a job as a defensive coordinator.
He’s used to penetrating aggressively.
Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball?
They don’t know what home is.
What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
Why do disabled people make good golfers?
Because they're always handicapped.
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to.
Why can't orphan kids play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why can orphans not play baseball? They can't hit a home run.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Why do orphans miss half the basketball season?
They don't have home games.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home plate.
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Why do the orphans not play baseball?
They can never find home.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
He could never get a home run.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.