Sport

Sport jokes

Strike

why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?

He kept making strikes.

Baby

What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?

Hitting it off with a cricket bat.

Orphan

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they don't know what a home base is.

Memes

Orphan

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can never find home.

Leaf

Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?

Ben: I don't know.

Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.

Orphan

What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.

Shot

Me: Cobain!

Friend: No, dude, it's Kobe.

Me: Why? Cobain didn't miss his last shot.

Wheelchair

I know a girl in a wheelchair. I realize now why she couldn’t do sports because the coaches wanted 100% from her, but she was only able to give 50%.

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  • Skydiving

    You don't need a parachute to go skydiving; you need a parachute to go skydiving twice.

    Shooter

    The Columbine High School basketball team hasn't been the same since they lost their two best shooters.

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  • Cricket

    Why can’t Chinese people play cricket?

    Because they ate all the bats!

    Baby

    Here's a list of puns, not all of them are mine.

    1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.

    2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.

    3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.

    4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.

    5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”

    6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!

    7. Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!

    8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!

    9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!

    10. My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!