Sport jokes
Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
Ben: I don't know.
Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.
Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?
Because he's dead.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know what a home base is.
What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?
Hitting it off with a cricket bat.
Memes
Tom aint Tom
9/11, also known as the day football stopped.
Balls are annoying. They just bounce and never keep still.
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
Why couldn't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home! 😂
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
The Columbine High School basketball team hasn't been the same since they lost their two best shooters.
Where do you find white people on a bench?
- The NBA.
Q: Why is China so bad at baseball?
A: They already ate the bat.
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving; you need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can’t find home.
I know a girl in a wheelchair. I realize now why she couldn’t do sports because the coaches wanted 100% from her, but she was only able to give 50%.
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
Here's a list of puns, not all of them are mine.
1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.
2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7. Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10. My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.