Sport jokes
What's a horse's favorite football player? NEIGH-mar!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
I was working at a check-in station for a flight to Riyadh when suddenly I was approached by Benzema, Kante, and Neymar!
At first I was very surprised and curious, so I asked them why they decided to play in the Saudi Pro League and not MLS where GOAT Messi plays. They all smiled and happily replied: "Don't you know, the legendary bench warmer PRISTIANO PENALDO plays there!"
Now I fully understood what they meant! They know that Pristiano is already finished, so winning trophies will be easy for them. I smiled and happily let them through.
Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?
Because he's dead.
9/11, also known as the day football stopped.
Memes
Balls are annoying. They just bounce and never keep still.
What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?
Hitting it off with a cricket bat.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know what a home base is.
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
Why couldn't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home! 😂
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.
Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
Ben: I don't know.
Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
The Columbine High School basketball team hasn't been the same since they lost their two best shooters.
Q: Why is China so bad at baseball?
A: They already ate the bat.
Where do you find white people on a bench?
- The NBA.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can’t find home.
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving; you need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
I know a girl in a wheelchair. I realize now why she couldn’t do sports because the coaches wanted 100% from her, but she was only able to give 50%.