Sport jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
What's a horse's favorite football player? NEIGH-mar!
I was working at a check-in station for a flight to Riyadh when suddenly I was approached by Benzema, Kante, and Neymar!
At first I was very surprised and curious, so I asked them why they decided to play in the Saudi Pro League and not MLS where GOAT Messi plays. They all smiled and happily replied: "Don't you know, the legendary bench warmer PRISTIANO PENALDO plays there!"
Now I fully understood what they meant! They know that Pristiano is already finished, so winning trophies will be easy for them. I smiled and happily let them through.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know what a home base is.
9/11, also known as the day football stopped.
Balls are annoying. They just bounce and never keep still.
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?
Hitting it off with a cricket bat.
Why couldn't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home! 😂
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids.
Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?
Because he's dead.
I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.
Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
Ben: I don't know.
Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
The Columbine High School basketball team hasn't been the same since they lost their two best shooters.
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving; you need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
Q: Why is China so bad at baseball?
A: They already ate the bat.