What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?
Hitting it off with a cricket bat.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know what a home base is.
Why couldn't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home! đ
Why canât orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
Ben: I don't know.
Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.
Whatâs the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.
Me: Cobain!
Friend: No, dude, it's Kobe.
Me: Why? Cobain didn't miss his last shot.
I know a girl in a wheelchair. I realize now why she couldnât do sports because the coaches wanted 100% from her, but she was only able to give 50%.
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving; you need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
Q: Why is China so bad at baseball?
A: They already ate the bat.
Where do you find white people on a bench?
- The NBA.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They canât find home.
The Columbine High School basketball team hasn't been the same since they lost their two best shooters.
Why canât Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
Here's a list of puns, not all of them are mine.
1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.
2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says Iâm okay, but I feel like Iâve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldnât build a car out of spaghetti. You shouldâve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, âWhatâs your favorite kind of music?â The other says, âIâm a big metal fan.â
6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7. Why didnât the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10. My parents said I canât drink coffee anymore. Or else theyâll ground me!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Kid: Why do orphans like tennis?
Dad: Because it's the only time they get "love."
Helicopter, helicopter, Kobe Bryant in my chopper, Sitting next to burning daughter, Lots of smoke and little laughter.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
