Sport jokes
I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.
What did the soccer player say to the flight attendant? "Please put me in coach!"
Messi isn't as rich as Ronaldo. He cannot afford a Lamborghini.
I couldn’t figure out why the football kept getting bigger... then it hit me!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they won't know where home plate is.
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He tried to steal third.
Like a lot of people watching the Olympics, I'm wondering why black people don't just take over the earth.
Why was Liverpool better than Man United? We won 5-0, and you have a sex offender on your team.
What's a boxer's favorite drink? A punch. 🥤🥤
What's the difference between a Russian potato and a U.S. potato?
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.
Messi is really messy.
Why don't bulls play archery? They might hit a bulls-eye.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it could not find home.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause there's no home base...
I'm dead serious about Kobe: Kobe in heaven...
He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.
She: Why?
He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)
Why do orphans play baseball because they try to find home?
Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.