I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead, I scratched it off and won a fucking ford focus!
I told my brother If he wanted to have a Wonderful first day of school then he should put cook book in the womenās sports section at the school library.
Why is Penaldo's favorite club Real Mallorca?
Because it reminds him of Kathryn Mallorcaš„µ
And the winner of the Tour de France is awarded, as ever, with the yellow jersey.
To remind him what color his piss is meant to be.
When Helen Keller tries singing the national anthem at the Super Bowl,
Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa.
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids?
To tie his kangaroo down sport
What do you call a injured person who doesn't wanna play a game with u? A soar loser
What's the difference between a new born baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but least one gets picked up.
What's Africas greatest sporting achievement? The 2018 world cup...
what is Jesus favorite Sports CrossFit
why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because, everybody likes a good batter!
Are you a sports car? Because you give my heart quite a rush
My mom told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line.
why cant orphane play baseball? they cant find home
The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? The NBA
I kicked a soccer ball at a wheelchair kid and said ROCKET LEAGUE
Guy is at athletic meet. Asks guy if he is a pole vaulter.
He replies, "No I am German and how did you know my name was Walter?"
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
why is football the gayest sport ever? because its just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other
