Sport jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball? They ain't got no home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
There aren’t enough gymnastics jokes.
It’s flipping annoying! (Original)
What is a sheep's favorite soccer player? Paul Pogbaaa.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
They never reached home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
What animal is best at hitting baseballs?
A bat.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why can't orphan kids play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.
In tennis, 0 points is love.
Why can't Jesus play hockey?
He keeps getting nailed to the boards.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
It’s because they can’t find home plate.
What’s Mexico’s favorite sport?
Cross country.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.