Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
It’s because they can’t find home plate.
What’s Mexico’s favorite sport?
Cross country.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.