Sport jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can never find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they have no home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
What animal is always at a baseball game? A bat.
I miss playing baseball.
One day I went skating and skated for so long that my feet were incredibly sore.
It was like my skates were moving all by themselves, but I decided to just roll with the situation.
Poke diver 1 sucks!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Awesome, amazing game!
China should be a baseball team.
Baseball is awesome!
What do you call a bunch of biracial, retarded kids? The Special Olympics.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't find home.
Why did the golfer change his pants? In case he got a hole in one!
S, ss, slalom. A.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They ain't got no home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.