Sport jokes
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What's the twin towers' favorite football team?
New York Jets.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they never make it home.
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
Why can't orphans play soccer?
They can't kick.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they won't know where home plate is.
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they ate the bat!
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t have a home to go to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
'Cause they can’t get home.
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.