Sport jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
'Cause they can’t get home.
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
What do you call a wheelchair kid that is on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle? Mine's Sako-85.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
Why can't Asians play Baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.