Sport jokes
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he gets a hole in one.
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
What do you call a horse that does karate?
A horse.
Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?
Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?
Because their balls have holes in them.
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
I want to di... dive! Yeah!
What's the twin towers' favorite football team?
New York Jets.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they never make it home.
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
Why can't orphans play soccer?
They can't kick.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they won't know where home plate is.
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they ate the bat!
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t have a home to go to.