Why can't a Leicester fan pull girls? He can only do the fox trot.
My little brother is scared of ghosts so I won't let him watch Bayern today.
Okay, I may be strict, but I won't let Tapindowski give my son a heart attack. His shocking ghosting performance today is a danger to my family and I'll ask UEFA to investigate the matter.
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
What bee is terrible at flying? Kobe.
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
Siu!!
If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.
South's losing to Broncos. 😹
Why didn't the dog want to play football??
'Cause he was a boxer!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
The cycle of Pionel Pessi:
- Ghosting👻
- Diving🐬
- Complaining to teammates😡
- Complaining to refs🤬
- Missing sitters🤦♂️
- Gets a lucky open net tapin⚽️
- Proceed to get 🐐 shouts
- Repeat🔁
People with REAL ball knowledge know he’s just an overrated tapin merchant 😭
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
Why is Basketball called basketball?
Because you play with a basket
Q: what is a box favourite sport
A: box-ketball
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find a home.
Learn math the easiest way from Pendu.
Multiplying any number by 0 is 0 itself.
Hint: Multiplying any number by Pendu's G/A in 2022 is 0 itself.
The answer is 0.
What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.
