Sport jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...
...Steve Kerr’s team.
I left a ticket to a WNBA game on the dashboard when I went to go get the groceries.
A burglar broke in and left another one on the dashboard.
What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
The baseball player has a home to run back to.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why didn't the boy like his Christmas presents? Hint: They were a soccer ball, bicycle, and running shoes.
Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home plate.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he gets a hole in one.
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
What do you call a horse that does karate?
A horse.
Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?
Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?
Because their balls have holes in them.
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
I want to di... dive! Yeah!
What's the twin towers' favorite football team?
New York Jets.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they never make it home.
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.