Sport jokes
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
Balls are annoying. They just bounce and never keep still.
Ol' Mate Shane Warne has sadly passed away. He was probably Australia's Greatest Ever Cricketer. RIP Ol' Mate Warney, died doing what you loved, having gay sex with men and doing cocaine! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Did you hear about the baseball game between America and Ethiopia?
America - 8
Ethiopia - didn't.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home plate.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they couldn't run home.
When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
What’s the best form of contraception?
Being a soccer fan.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?
He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he can't get home.
If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?
A really fucking huge cricket.
When men watch football but not the women's version maybe there.