Sport jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle? Mine's Sako-85.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
Why can't Asians play Baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
He is so fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.
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Why can’t fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they open up a shop.
Did Mr. Rusher play tennis in the dark?
You will get hit by the tennis ball! Ouch, Mr. Rusher said.
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Cos every time they get a corner, they open a shop.
Why can't orphans play dodgeball? Because no one misses them.