Sport

Sport Jokes

The orphan canโ€™t play soccer because he doesnโ€™t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.

What do you call an orphan who likes football?

Because someone will actually give him something.

There are women complaining about being r@ped.

JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLEYS WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. ๐Ÿ˜

"Chelsea is the most consistent team.

One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.

If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." ๐Ÿ˜