Where Do Otters Come From? Otter Space.
Which type of nut goes to outer space? An astro-nut.
How do NASA plan pardes.
They planit.
Do you know the teacher that went up into space? You know what her husband said to her? " I will feed the dog you feed the fish."
Do you know the teacher that went up in space? she had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.
Why cant an orphan role-play Star Wars? Because they have no one to play Darth Vator
Why couldn't the NASA astronaut enter his rocket to leave earth?
There wasn't enough space to fly it.
How do you start a fight in space?
"Comet me bro."
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it
Yo forehead so large it has its own gravitational pull
What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man!
What is money called in space?
Star bucks.
Which way did the cow jump over the moon?
THE MILKY WAY!1!!1!!!11!!!111!!!111!!!11!!1111!1111!1!
I've sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there's no space on their training programme.
What do you call a spaceman’s willy?
A Shuttlecock !
What does Star Trek and Toilet Paper have in common??
Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!
whats the difference between mars and africa. mars has water.
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a Suicide bomber in a wheel chair? A RC-XD.
What is the difference between a Apple and a Orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
Why did the Orphan punch the other orphan?
Because the orphan broke his leg then had to get a retirement fund so then he farted and got 1m dollars in cash so then he started eating his toe jam and thought it tasted really good so he started selling it to taco bell then ate a cow all the sudden he was attacked by hangry aliens then game them some toe jam they loved it so they farted there way back up to space where they were eating Harold's fresh toe jam it was so good then one of the aliens ate there dog so had to go the dollar tree to get it out then started gagging on one of the aliens' 2 meter defeater and then the Orphan made out with the other Orphan and had a wedding at playground sharting happily ever after.
your mamas so fat that when she went to space there was no space left
