Space

Space Jokes

Mom

Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.

Dwarf

Why can't dwarfs go to space? Because NASA is not sending monkeys into space anymore.

Dog

Did you know China wanted to send a dog to space?

They didn't because they ate it.

Uranus

I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆

Star

How do stars get their name?

By a black hole because it's sueeeee!

Michael Jackson

What’s the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?

One was famous for walking on the moon, (pause), the other fucked young boys.

Astronaut

I like touching things that have been in space. I was super excited when I got to meet an astronaut.