Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.
What did Pluto say to Saturn while barbecuing steaks?
"Mine is meatier than yours."
What do you call two redheads on Mars?
Locals.
Why does Wet have a big head? Because he got hit by a wetaroid!
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!
What does an astronaut call his ex from space?
SpaceX.
Why didn’t the moon eat dinner?
Because it was full! 🌕
Q: What's the first day of the week in outer space?
A: Moonday!
Where do keyboards go to have dinner?
The space bar!!!
Your forehead is so big, the moon landing was there.
Why did the astronaut return to Earth?
She went on her launch break! 🚀🥪😋
Where can you find a list of dead astronauts? In the orbituaries.
Did you hear about the astronaut that stepped in gum and got stuck?
He got stuck in orbit! Hehhehe.
What's similar between a fetus and a failed mission?
You abort it.
Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol
If you faked the moon mission, don't apollo-gize.
What did one astronaut say to the other astronaut after landing on the Moon?
"Ah! And people thought we were moons!"
Why is the sun famous? Because it’s a shining star.
Sorry for posting this!
Why can’t orphans be a space ship because they don’t have a mothership😝😝😝🤪.
Earlier that day...
Mars: Okay Venus, you need to stop with the puns.
Mission on space.
Mars: Moon? You okay?
Moon:...
Mars: Moon come on! Stop spacing out!
*Venus and Moon giving her the smirk*
