Space jokes
A group of Astronauts, a Mechanic, a Pilot, & a Communications operator are on a very important mission to Mars when one of their solar panels gets grazed by a meteorite.
And so the Astronauts quickly assemble in the hull to wait for orders from the ground. Once the Communications operator turned on coms, their man on the ground told the Pilot to continue their course & to send the Mechanic out to fix the problem. As the Mechanic worked on finishing repairing the solar panel, the Pilot & Communications operator told each other dark jokes when out of nowhere a meteorite field appeared! The Ground operator frighteningly shouted "Get him back in the ship!" to the Communications operator. "Chill out, he'll be fine," The Pilot assured him. "Get him the hell out of there, that's an order!" The Ground operator argued. Then thirty seconds later the Communications operator came back from the air shoot & asked, "Now what?"
What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common?
Both stare off into space.
Yo forehead so big, NASA thought it was Mars.
What's NASA's grossest mission?
Probing Uranus.
Where would an astronaut park his spaceship? A parking meteor.
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
Why did Saturn have rings?
Because God liked it so he put a ring on it.
Why do planets circle the sun?
'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.
What do planets use to download music?
Nep-tunes.
----> [] get in the door.
You're so fat that you're as big as UY Scuti!
What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson likes little boys.
Hey, look, it's Uranus coming from the sky!
A man can form Jupiter girls came from Venus, and other genders came right from Uranus.
kapteyn = captain
I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"
Knock, knock.
Moon, give me cheese.
What planets do Astronauts like to pee on?
Uranus!
(Say this out loud and it will make more sense.)
The world exploded, so now I need to visit Uranus.
What is an astronaut's favorite button? A space bar.