I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"
Knock, knock.
Moon, give me cheese.
What planets do Astronauts like to pee on?
Uranus!
(Say this out loud and it will make more sense.)
The world exploded, so now I need to visit Uranus.
What is an astronaut's favorite button? A space bar.
Well I guess exoplanets never had some exoloration. 🤣🤣🤣
Why did the astronaut bring the seeds to space?
Because he wants to planet the seed! 🤣🤣🤣
Oh hi guys. Oh, whoops, I didn't planet this way.
What can hold anything on the moon? A crater.
What did one cheek say to the other cheek?
"It is a squash in here!"
My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?
Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!
That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.
They say they found water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
Oh, look! It's Uranus!
August 3rd is the moon of earth, earth, moon, earth, universe.
NASA equals nugget and sh*t, amateur.
How does NASA fart?
They fart with their ass-teroids.
Bob: Hey bud, remember we're going to space!
Carol: Really? I forgot to planet.
What does NASA stand for?
Need a star A.S.A.P.!
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
My favorite planet is Saturn because it is tight next to Uranus.
