Why was the astronaut washing her hands?
She was getting ready to eat launch.
what is hard about having a relationship with an astronaut? they are always so distant:-]
Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that?
What did scientists prove when they saw a skeleton on the moon?
The cow didnât make it.
Uranus is blue from lack of service.
How many orphans does it take to "test drive" a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemetery has.
Uranus floats around in space.
Uranus is a gas giant.
Why is the moon always hungry? It is almost never full.
Why was Boiling Water hired by NASA (The National Aeronautics and Space Administration) to oversee their Space division?
Because it has at least one hundred degrees.
A NASA scientist is sitting in a bar when a Martian walks in and orders a martini.
The NASA scientist quickly realizes he is dreaming and wakes up. He turns to his wife and tries to explain the dream, but she rolls over and ignores him because she is tired of listening to him.
The NASA scientist begins to sob because his marriage is in shambles. lmao.
Do you know what I found in my letter soup?
A space.
I have been reading this book about zero gravity I canât seem to put it down
How do you plane a party in space? you have to planet
What song does Saturn sing?
"If you like it then you should have put a ring on it."
What was Stephens hawking last words? I'm lagging
A happy little girl was running on the grass. She saw two gay guys kissing in a blank space, and she started crying. The two gay guys heard her crying, and then they asked her: "Why are you crying?" The little girl answered: "This is the first time I see an unnatural nature."
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An assassin threatens a planet.
The planet remains calm.
The assassin: "Do you not realize the gravity of this situation?"
There were 20 people in a box. There was not mushroom.
Uranus is a gassy planet.
