Space jokes
What's NASA's grossest mission?
Probing Uranus.
Where would an astronaut park his spaceship? A parking meteor.
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
Why did Saturn have rings?
Because God liked it so he put a ring on it.
Why do planets circle the sun?
'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.
What do planets use to download music?
Nep-tunes.
----> [] get in the door.
You're so fat that you're as big as UY Scuti!
What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson likes little boys.
Hey, look, it's Uranus coming from the sky!
A man can form Jupiter girls came from Venus, and other genders came right from Uranus.
kapteyn = captain
I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"
Knock, knock.
Moon, give me cheese.
What planets do Astronauts like to pee on?
Uranus!
(Say this out loud and it will make more sense.)
The world exploded, so now I need to visit Uranus.
What is an astronaut's favorite button? A space bar.
Well I guess exoplanets never had some exoloration. 🤣🤣🤣
Why did the astronaut bring the seeds to space?
Because he wants to planet the seed! 🤣🤣🤣
Oh hi guys. Oh, whoops, I didn't planet this way.