Space jokes
Why do planets circle the sun?
'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.
What do planets use to download music?
Nep-tunes.
----> [] get in the door.
You're so fat that you're as big as UY Scuti!
What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson likes little boys.
Hey, look, it's Uranus coming from the sky!
A man can form Jupiter girls came from Venus, and other genders came right from Uranus.
kapteyn = captain
I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"
Knock, knock.
Moon, give me cheese.
What planets do Astronauts like to pee on?
Uranus!
(Say this out loud and it will make more sense.)
The world exploded, so now I need to visit Uranus.
What is an astronaut's favorite button? A space bar.
Well I guess exoplanets never had some exoloration. 🤣🤣🤣
Why did the astronaut bring the seeds to space?
Because he wants to planet the seed! 🤣🤣🤣
Oh hi guys. Oh, whoops, I didn't planet this way.
What can hold anything on the moon? A crater.
What did one cheek say to the other cheek?
"It is a squash in here!"
My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?
Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!
That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.
They say they found water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.