What's brown and sounds like a bell?
Dung.
Sound Jokes
ble get get get gettttt pull the glock pew pew pew pew pew thats the silencer BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
What is a panda's favorite cooking implement?
A pan-duh.
What do cows listen to?
Moo-sic.
If hay is for horses, what is for unicorns?
Haaaaaaay!
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
What do we want? Plane noises!
When do we need it? Neeooooooowwwww!
ooOooOooOwwwwwwwwwnipplenipplenipplenipplenipple shat y lif.
What's a duck's favorite drug?
Cwack.
Tell someone to say "alpha" and then "kenny one". Tell them to say it very fast. Tell them it sounded like they said, "I'll fuck anyone!"
What is the difference between tuna, a piano, and glue? You can tuna a piano, but you cannot piano a tuna.
(The person you ask should say what about the glue.) Response: I knew you would get stuck there.
What is the difference between your new teacher and a train?
Your teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Choo Choo!"
Q. What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make?
A. A dino-snore.
I asked my girlfriend if she was a smoke alarm. She said, "Is it because I warned him when hotness came?" I said, "No, you don’t shut up!"
What goes "Ooooooo"?
A cow with no lips.
What instrument do a pair of sheep play? The two-baaaa.
Reeeeeeeeeeee!
/setblock minecraft_morbid_joke
/playsound pained_laugh
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
An old croak!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
I love you!
