Sound jokes
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Cow says,
"Cow says who?"
No! Cow says moo!
Indian porn
Ooooh oooh oooh
Baaaaaa
A mom and her son are taking a walk when they pass a homeless man fapping. The boy asks, "What is that man doing?" The mom says, "Making pizza," trying to turn him away.
The son sees a dog fucking another dog and he asks the same thing. She says, "Making extra cheese." When they pass a window and see a couple doing it, he asks the same thing. She says, "Ordering the pizza."
Later that day, the mother says to the father, "I think I want to order some pizza with extra cheese tonight, don't know why that sounds good."
So that night, the husband who was watching tv yelled up the stairs, "Wanna order some pizza!?"
The mother replied, "DON'T WORRY I'M MAKING SOME!"
The son's voice followed, "I'M ADDING EXTRA CHEESE!"
What does a cow sound like when in a horror house?
Moo mooo moooooooo (screaming)!
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cows say, "Moo, not who."
What's a horse's favorite football player? NEIGH-mar!
What's the resemblance between a microwave and human reproduction?
They both make a sound at the end.
What does the Fox say?
Fraka - kaka - kaka - kow.
What do you call a mountain of kittens?
A meowtain.
I sat down to eat some ice cream. The next moment, I screamed!
What does the Peanut Butter Baby say?
"Ah!"
A mouse is just like a ball bearing.
Drench them in oil, and they stop squeaking.
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.
You: Say "addicted" after everything I say.
Person: Uh okay.
You: When you're obsessed with candy you are...?
Person: Addicted.
You: When you're obsessed with drugs you are...?
Person: Addicted.
You: What hit you in the face last night?
Person: Addicted... *laughs*
(It's supposed to sound like "A dick did")
A bass drum is the boss.
What's brown and sounds like a bell?
Dung.
ble get get get gettttt pull the glock pew pew pew pew pew thats the silencer BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
What is a panda's favorite cooking implement?
A pan-duh.
What do cows listen to?
Moo-sic.