Sound jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cows say, "Moo, not who."
What's a horse's favorite football player? NEIGH-mar!
What's the resemblance between a microwave and human reproduction?
They both make a sound at the end.
What does the Fox say?
Fraka - kaka - kaka - kow.
What do you call a mountain of kittens?
A meowtain.
I sat down to eat some ice cream. The next moment, I screamed!
What does the Peanut Butter Baby say?
"Ah!"
A mouse is just like a ball bearing.
Drench them in oil, and they stop squeaking.
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.
You: Say "addicted" after everything I say.
Person: Uh okay.
You: When you're obsessed with candy you are...?
Person: Addicted.
You: When you're obsessed with drugs you are...?
Person: Addicted.
You: What hit you in the face last night?
Person: Addicted... *laughs*
(It's supposed to sound like "A dick did")
A bass drum is the boss.
What's brown and sounds like a bell?
Dung.
ble get get get gettttt pull the glock pew pew pew pew pew thats the silencer BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
What is a panda's favorite cooking implement?
A pan-duh.
What do cows listen to?
Moo-sic.
If hay is for horses, what is for unicorns?
Haaaaaaay!
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
What do we want? Plane noises!
When do we need it? Neeooooooowwwww!
ooOooOooOwwwwwwwwwnipplenipplenipplenipplenipple shat y lif.
What's a duck's favorite drug?
Cwack.