Sound jokes
What does a Chinese machine gun sound like? "ching chong ching chong tang tang."
What sound does a nut make when it comes alive?
Christmas!
Loud Korea noise.
What do you call an obnoxiously loud fog horn? A beginner saxophonist.
Why did the clock out the library?
It tocked too much!
I've just started a new business making people breathe in large amounts of helium. They all speak very highly of it.
About a dog.
What’s the difference between a hoe and a rooster?
A rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo," and a hoe says, "Any cock will do."
The butt quack one.
"I hear you asking, 'What's your favorite instrument?' The Trombone."
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew.
Being gay sounds like a pain in the ass.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Stop acting like an owl!
What do crows use when they get a phone?
A "CAWing" card!
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies? Windows plays the shutdown music.
My bird. PRETTY BIRD! PRETTY BIRD!
Others CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP!
Q: Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?
A: To hide up cherry trees.
Q: What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
A: Giraffes eating cherries.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks.
How do cows say "oof?"
They say, "MOOf."
What is a cow's favorite move? -- The sound of moooosic.