Sound jokes
What's a rabbit's favorite song?
Hip hop.
For some reason, quarks sound really strange to me.
pop pop meow?
What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.
What happened when you put your penis in? You start cumming!
What does a Chinese machine gun sound like? "ching chong ching chong tang tang."
What sound does a nut make when it comes alive?
Christmas!
Loud Korea noise.
What do you call an obnoxiously loud fog horn? A beginner saxophonist.
Why did the clock out the library?
It tocked too much!
I've just started a new business making people breathe in large amounts of helium. They all speak very highly of it.
About a dog.
What’s the difference between a hoe and a rooster?
A rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo," and a hoe says, "Any cock will do."
The butt quack one.
"I hear you asking, 'What's your favorite instrument?' The Trombone."
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew.
Being gay sounds like a pain in the ass.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Stop acting like an owl!
What do crows use when they get a phone?
A "CAWing" card!
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies? Windows plays the shutdown music.