Who was the meanest man in the world?
He raped Helen Keller and threw her down a well, but not before cutting off her fingers so she couldn't yell for help.
SOS Jokes
Your hairline goes so far back, your forehead got a six pack.
Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.
Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
Yo mama so fat, even Thanos had to snap twice.
Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. 😏
I tried to write the shortest joke ever, so I wrote a two-word joke, which was "Dwarf Shortage." It's just so I could pack more jokes into the show.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"
Gutted rn... the girl I loved hard just got in a relationship. She liked me too so I missed the chance. Idk if she still does... man...
What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told, so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.
Social media after banning Trump from every platform: “Haha he’s so embarrassed that he doesn’t speak anymore...what an idiot!”
Yo mama is so ugly, if she got a pound for every boy that found her unattractive, boys would find her attractive.
Kid: You're so fat!
Other kid: At least fat can be changed, but your ugly face can't be.
Your mom said I was ugly. I told her she couldn’t see her belly button because she was so fat. She said, “I thought I was the only one without one!”
Yo daddy so stupid, he went to the HO-tel to see some hoes.
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven.
She said she was hungry. So I fucked her in the ass and gave her a chili dog.
My sister was hitting on my boyfriend. I'm 11, she's 9. She said, "Go f-ck yourself," so I said, "Okay, thanks for the idea!"
Why is Santa so fat?
He only comes once a year.
Your forehead [is] so big [that] every time you shout, your forehead starts pulsing.
I turned the light on, and my dad said turn it off, so I unplugged his life support.
