SOS jokes

You are so fat, you are fatter than the fattest.

A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"

And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"

Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"

Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?

Because she’s blind and deaf.

Your forehead is so big it blocked my phone service!

You're so skinny my grandma gonna use you like a cane.

Your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

My grandfather told me I’m too reliant on technology, so I unplugged his life support and called him a hypocrite. I doubt he ever said that to anyone ever again.

To Gwen and Freshfry: Hi Gwen and Freshfry, you have been so amazing to me and now to my sister. You are the people who I look up to. People are mean to us because I am adopted. Thank you for all of your support!

Yo mama is so dumb, she put speed bumps on the race track.

Emos are so predictable: sleep, eat, cut, repeat.

Why can orphans travel so much?

They don't get homesick.

Yo mama so FAT...

That when she had sex with you...

Your balls turned to pancakes.

Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"

I wish I had emo nails,

So they could cut themselves.

Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.

We have a teacher in school. His name is Haybrock, but he is gay, so we call him Gaybrock.

Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.

I tried to name my grass "emo" so it will cut itself.