Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.
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Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.
Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
I am so depressed! I get jealous when my phone dies.
Yo momma so fat, when she farted the Big Bang occurred.
I was sitting in class, and the teacher said he wasn't disappointed in me and my best friend, but not so much in me.
I looked at my best friend and said, "I'm a disappointment to the teacher, too."
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"
Yo mama so fat, she sat on my dick and broke it.
Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.
Your mama is so ugly.
The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?
Because they're good at separating colors.
I bribbled a kid and he was bribbled hem so hard that his balls came off.
My friend went to buy some milk, why is she not back yet?
Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.
Yo mama is so fat that when she is about to put her foot on the scale, the scale begs for mercy.
You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!
Your mamma so fat, Thanos clapped 4 times.
You are so ugly when your mum dropped you off at school, she got fined for littering.
You are so ugly, when the devil saw you, he said, "Jesus Christ!"