SOS jokes

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets an abortion, she can feed the entire country of Africa leftovers.

My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.

You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.

So things are just too tiring to sort out... like which adoption center you should send your son to?

Your mama's so young your dad went to jail.

Your mum is so fat, all her relationships are long distance.

Your family is so poor, when you knocked on the door for money, I offered you a penny, and when you knocked again, the rock answered and knocked you out.

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, I didn’t laugh, but the floor cracked up.

Why did the orphan cross the road?

So he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents.

Yo son so excellent, he gone to a Rubik’s cube competition who competed against his daddy.

Man, your hairline is so bad it started from the beginning of the month to the end!

Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.

Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.

Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!

I am so depressed! I get jealous when my phone dies.

Yo momma so fat, when she farted the Big Bang occurred.

I was sitting in class, and the teacher said he wasn't disappointed in me and my best friend, but not so much in me.

I looked at my best friend and said, "I'm a disappointment to the teacher, too."

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"

Yo mama so fat, she sat on my dick and broke it.