My wife is so fat.
She asked me to get on top; I had to get a step ladder. When I got up there, my ears popped, and the air was so thin. I had to have two Sherpas drag me off the mountain.
SOS Jokes
Joe mama so fat, when she did the IShowSpeed dance, she fell five floors down.
Your mama is so fat, even God couldn't raise her spirit.
My wife told me she was fat and depressed. She asked me to compliment her, so I said, "You have perfect eyesight!"
Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.
I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.
Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.
Seek: Why do I have to be it?
Figure: Because your name says so.
You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.
Why are Americans so bad at class royals?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.
I love bread so much that I might join a bread cult.
Your hairline is so far back Sherlock couldn't solve that mystery.
Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.
Me: Yo, dude! Yo mama so fat when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes!
My friend's mom: Why you bully me?
Yo momma is so fat, when she fell I was not laughing, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Your momma's so fat, she had to take a selfie using the Hubble telescope.
I have trash so I throw it at my sister and say that she is a trash can.
You're so ugly that I choked and died.
Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.
Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"
Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.
