SOS jokes

Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.

Your mama is so ugly.

The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.

Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?

Because they're good at separating colors.

I bribbled a kid and he was bribbled hem so hard that his balls came off.

My friend went to buy some milk, why is she not back yet?

Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.

Yo mama is so fat that when she is about to put her foot on the scale, the scale begs for mercy.

You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!

Your mamma so fat, Thanos clapped 4 times.

You are so ugly when your mum dropped you off at school, she got fined for littering.

You are so ugly, when the devil saw you, he said, "Jesus Christ!"

My wife is so fat.

She asked me to get on top; I had to get a step ladder. When I got up there, my ears popped, and the air was so thin. I had to have two Sherpas drag me off the mountain.

Joe mama so fat, when she did the IShowSpeed dance, she fell five floors down.

Your mama is so fat, even God couldn't raise her spirit.

My wife told me she was fat and depressed. She asked me to compliment her, so I said, "You have perfect eyesight!"

Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.

I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.

Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.

Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?

Seek and Hide: Me.

Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.

Seek: Why do I have to be it?

Figure: Because your name says so.

You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.

Why are Americans so bad at class royals?

Because they already lost 2 towers.