SOS jokes
Your hairline goes so back that it’s ingrained in history.
Your hairline goes so far back that it has no records of it happening in history.
Your forehead is so big, explorers mistakenly thought it was Mount Everest.
Your hairline is receding so hard, they petitioned it to change for the McDonald's logo.
Your forehead is so big, they used it for the Berlin Wall and the USA border.
Memes
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Why is arson so fun?
IT'S A FIRE ACTIVITY!
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Day 83 of being trapped in þis room. I made a language. I call it hertof. I speak wiþ þe walls now.
Why do they put barcodes on the ships in Norway?
Why?
So when they come into port, they can Scan-de-navian.
Yo momma's so hairy that when the baby came out, it got rug burn.
I wish my lawn was emo, so I would not have to cut it, it would cut itself.
Why are graveyards so popular? Because people are always dying to get into them.
Why is helium so expensive? It is due to inflation.
Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.
Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile, you put the sun out of business.
I went to school on a Saturday. My teacher asked why I am here, so I replied that my brother told me to go to hell.
You're so poor, if I ever broke into your house, I'd give you things.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
So he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents.
Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo son so excellent, he gone to a Rubik’s cube competition who competed against his daddy.
Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.
Yo momma so stupid that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.