SOS jokes

Why is helium so expensive? It is due to inflation.

Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.

Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile, you put the sun out of business.

I went to school on a Saturday. My teacher asked why I am here, so I replied that my brother told me to go to hell.

You're so poor, if I ever broke into your house, I'd give you things.

Why did the orphan cross the road?

So he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents.

Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo son so excellent, he gone to a Rubik’s cube competition who competed against his daddy.

Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.

Yo momma so stupid that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Man, your hairline is so bad it started from the beginning of the month to the end!

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets an abortion, she can feed the entire country of Africa leftovers.

You're so fat that you broke Thanos's snap!

Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.

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Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.

Q: Why are orphans so successful? A: Because when they were younger, they got told, "Go big or go home," and only had one option.

Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.

I went to the grocery and they said I did something wrong, but I thought they were talking about a food, so I said, "Wrong yummy!"