SOS jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.
Yo momma is so fat, when she caught the flesh-eating bacteria, it gave up!
Why is the ocean so salty?
Because the land doesn't wave back! 🤣
Me on my way to the principal's office after the trans kid told me to act my age, so I told him to act his gender.
Why is the cheetah so fast?
Because it can't walk slow.
Memes
Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?
A: Because they are humerus.
Your hairline is so far back that it goes all the way across the globe.
Why do basketball players love cookies so much?
Because they can dunk them!
Why is the penis so light?
Because even thots can lift them.
Okay, so turns out the toasters are not waterproof...
Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.
Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"
Your forehead is so big that we may as well call it a fivehead.
Yo mama so stupid, she shoved two AA batteries up her ass and started singing, "I’ve Got The Power!"
Your forehead is so big that babies can use it as a full-sized football pitch!
Yo mama so poor, she chased a garbage truck with a shopping list.
People need to stop taking life so seriously. After all, no one gets out alive!
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
So he could get into high school.
Yo momma so fat, her four kids use her as a bed and her fat rolls as cozy blankets.
A man drinks beer and jumps off a tower, and he's okay. The other guy says, "Whoa, how'd you do that?"
He does it again, so the guy gets a beer, the same beer, and jumps off. He died.
The bartender looks at the original man who jumped off and says, "Superman, you're a real butthole whenever you're drunk."