Yo hairline so bent even Bob the Builder can’t fix it!
SOS Jokes
Yo mamma so fat, when she tried to sit down the chair ran away.
Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.
Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.
Yo momma so fat, I took a photo of her last year and it's still printing.
Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile, you put the sun out of business.
I went to school on a Saturday. My teacher asked why I am here, so I replied that my brother told me to go to hell.
You're so poor, if I ever broke into your house, I'd give you things.
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets an abortion, she can feed the entire country of Africa leftovers.
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.
So things are just too tiring to sort out... like which adoption center you should send your son to?
Your mama's so young your dad went to jail.
Your mum is so fat, all her relationships are long distance.
Your family is so poor, when you knocked on the door for money, I offered you a penny, and when you knocked again, the rock answered and knocked you out.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, I didn’t laugh, but the floor cracked up.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
So he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents.
Yo son so excellent, he gone to a Rubik’s cube competition who competed against his daddy.
Man, your hairline is so bad it started from the beginning of the month to the end!
