SOS jokes

TJ's hairline is so far back his friends don't even want to talk to his ugly ass!

I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.

You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!

Lewandowski is so fast because whoever would think of adding an engine to him is a genius!

A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."

So I replied, "No, it doesn't."

Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.

Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!

I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.

I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"

Yo hairline is so far back that it was there before the Big Bang happened.

Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?

They already lost two towers.

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."

Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.

Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.

Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.

Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.

Why are orphans so skinny?

They never learned how to home cook.

Yo mamma so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.

Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.

But she so ugly people are repelled by her.

Why don’t I shut myself all the time?

I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.