SOS jokes

Yo mama is so fat that when she is about to put her foot on the scale, the scale begs for mercy.

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"

Yo mama so fat, she sat on my dick and broke it.

You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!

Your mamma so fat, Thanos clapped 4 times.

You are so ugly when your mum dropped you off at school, she got fined for littering.

You are so ugly, when the devil saw you, he said, "Jesus Christ!"

My wife is so fat.

She asked me to get on top; I had to get a step ladder. When I got up there, my ears popped, and the air was so thin. I had to have two Sherpas drag me off the mountain.

I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.

I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"

Yo hairline is so far back that it was there before the Big Bang happened.

Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.

Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.

My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."

Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.

Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.

Why don’t I shut myself all the time?

I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.

Your hairline is so far back, even Shaggy and Scooby ran away!

Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?

Answer: Ryan's forehead.

My grandpa said this generation relies too much on tech, so I unplugged his life support.