Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."
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Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
Yo mamma so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.
Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.
But she so ugly people are repelled by her.
Why don’t I shut myself all the time?
I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
Your hairline is so far back, even Shaggy and Scooby ran away!
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
Your hairline goes back so far, it dated Zeus.
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
My son asked for a swimming pool so I got him a ant 🐜🐜🐜 pool.
Yo Mamma's so fat that she falls from both sides of the bed.
Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!
Your mama so fat, the scale said, "Only one person at a time, please!"
