SOS jokes

Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?

All the exit signs were in English.

The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score, so I told him to stand up to the anthem.

Fun Fact: Did you know JFK's brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine?

Yo mom's so old, she was happily accepted into the museum.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?

They already lost 2 towers.

Why are emo jokes so infamous?

Because they cut deep.

Your hairline goes so far back that even God said, "I learned about it in my days."

Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!

Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.

Cemeteries are so popular! People are, like... dying to get there.

You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.

Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued," and it said, "Fuck you."

When somebody says they're depressed (by over-romanticizing their so-called problems) but can't be by your side when you are at your lowest.

Then you know they're faking depression. 🙂

If you know it, you know it.

Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:

Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!

Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.

Went to see a psychic the other day.

I knocked on the door, and she said, "Who is it?"

So I turned around and left.

Your forehead is so big even Mega Mind knew you were smarter.

Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.

So, my son is into astronomy, and he asked how stars die. I said, "Usually overdose."

Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.