SOS jokes
Your teeth are so yellow, you spit butter!
Yo mama so fat, she has to use pillowcases for socks.
Your hairline goes so far back your mom can't even reach it.
Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
Memes
Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.
Q: Why are Americans so good at Rubik's cubes?
A: 'Cause they have a history of separating colors.
Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.
Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score, so I told him to stand up to the anthem.
Fun Fact: Did you know JFK's brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine?
Yo mom's so old, she was happily accepted into the museum.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.
Your hairline goes so far back that even God said, "I learned about it in my days."
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
Cemeteries are so popular! People are, like... dying to get there.
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.