SOS jokes

Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?

They already lost 2 towers.

Why are emo jokes so infamous?

Because they cut deep.

Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!

Your hairline goes so far back that even God said, "I learned about it in my days."

Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.

Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?

All the exit signs were in English.

My grandfather said my generation relies too much on technology. So I unplugged his life support. (ref)

A: Why are you so sad?

B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.

A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?

B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie!

The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him, "Don't skip leg day."

Yo forehead so big, an airplane can use that as a runway!

I wanted to open a brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was, unfortunately, not so well received.

I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.

Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.

Why do orphans look so ugly?

Because they have a face not even a mother could love.

Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.

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Your mama's so fat when she sat on the toilet, the toilet said, "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, get your fat ass off of me!"

Why are orphans so good at GTA?

Because they're not wanted.

I got so drunk with the guys yesterday that when the Uber driver asked how many drinks I had, I said, "Yes."

I wish the grass in my backyard was emo so it would cut itself.

Two kids were beating up a ginger kid in an ally, so I stepped into help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.