SOS jokes
Yo mama so fat when she step on a scale it say, "To be continued..."
I asked my mom why dad was so pale and sick. She said, "Shut the fuck up and keep digging!"
Q: Why are Americans so good at Rubik's cubes?
A: 'Cause they have a history of separating colors.
Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?
They are skilled at separating colors.
Your teeth are so yellow, you spit butter!
Memes
The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score, so I told him to stand up to the anthem.
Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.
Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
Your hairline goes so far back that even God said, "I learned about it in my days."
Cemeteries are so popular! People are, like... dying to get there.
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Joe mama so fat that she is homeless wit you.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.
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Why did the orphan go to church?
So he had someone to call Father.
Yo mama so dumb, when Fox Five said it's chilly outside, she brought a bowlllllll!