SOS jokes

Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued," and it said, "Fuck you."

When somebody says they're depressed (by over-romanticizing their so-called problems) but can't be by your side when you are at your lowest.

Then you know they're faking depression. 🙂

If you know it, you know it.

Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:

Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!

Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.

Went to see a psychic the other day.

I knocked on the door, and she said, "Who is it?"

So I turned around and left.

Your forehead is so big even Mega Mind knew you were smarter.

Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.

So, my son is into astronomy, and he asked how stars die. I said, "Usually overdose."

Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.

Your forehead is so big that it was used as a billboard.

Two kids were beating up a ginger kid in an ally, so I stepped into help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

Why do orphans pray to God?

So they have someone to call father.

So, one day a teacher asked, "How many of you have thought of committing suicide?" Half of the class raised their hand, but the teacher said, "Where are Jesse and John?"

Why was everybody so tired on April 1st? Because they just finished a March of 31 days!

Your forehead is so big, you can fit Santa’s sack on it.

The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him, "Don't skip leg day."

Why do orphans look so ugly?

Because they have a face not even a mother could love.

Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.

Why did the orphan become a str1pper?

So she can have someone to call daddy.

I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.

My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.