SOS jokes

Your forehead is so big that it was used as a billboard.

Two kids were beating up a ginger kid in an ally, so I stepped into help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

Why do orphans pray to God?

So they have someone to call father.

So, one day a teacher asked, "How many of you have thought of committing suicide?" Half of the class raised their hand, but the teacher said, "Where are Jesse and John?"

Why was everybody so tired on April 1st? Because they just finished a March of 31 days!

Your forehead is so big, you can fit Santa’s sack on it.

The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him, "Don't skip leg day."

Why do orphans look so ugly?

Because they have a face not even a mother could love.

Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.

Why did the orphan become a str1pper?

So she can have someone to call daddy.

I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.

My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.

Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?

So you can read her lips.

Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.

Bully: (Speechless)

My grandfather said my generation relies too much on technology. So I unplugged his life support. (ref)

I wanted to do something nice for my uncle, so I cleaned out the nice vase that was given at grandma's funeral. It had so much sand, I'm glad to help.

This Native American won't stop talking bad about me, so I said, "Please stop acting like you first discovered this land belonged to your ancestors!"

Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.

He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.

Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.

My wife told me to treat her like a princess, so I got drunk and drove through the tunnel.