SOS jokes

Why do orphans pray to God?

So they have someone to call father.

I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"

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Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued," and it said, "Fuck you."

So, one day a teacher asked, "How many of you have thought of committing suicide?" Half of the class raised their hand, but the teacher said, "Where are Jesse and John?"

Your forehead is so big that it was used as a billboard.

Went to see a psychic the other day.

I knocked on the door, and she said, "Who is it?"

So I turned around and left.

Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.

Why did the orphan go to church?

So he had someone to call Father.

Yo mama so dumb, when Fox Five said it's chilly outside, she brought a bowlllllll!

Why was everybody so tired on April 1st? Because they just finished a March of 31 days!

Your forehead is so big, you can fit Santa’s sack on it.

Your forehead is so big that it couldn’t handle an acute angle.

Your forehead is so big you can smoke a cigar in the rain.

Your mama so fat, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.

Your forehead is so big even Mega Mind knew you were smarter.

So, my son is into astronomy, and he asked how stars die. I said, "Usually overdose."

Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.

When somebody says they're depressed (by over-romanticizing their so-called problems) but can't be by your side when you are at your lowest.

Then you know they're faking depression. 🙂

If you know it, you know it.

Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:

Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!

Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.