SOS jokes

Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.

The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."

Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.

You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.

My wife told me to treat her like a princess, so I got drunk and drove through the tunnel.

I wanted to do something nice for my uncle, so I cleaned out the nice vase that was given at grandma's funeral. It had so much sand, I'm glad to help.

This Native American won't stop talking bad about me, so I said, "Please stop acting like you first discovered this land belonged to your ancestors!"

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

Why did the orphan become a str1pper?

So she can have someone to call daddy.

Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.

Depression sucks, and so do you.

Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?

Because nobody misses them.

Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.

He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.

Fun Fact: Did you know JFK's brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine?

Yo mom's so old, she was happily accepted into the museum.

My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.

Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?

So you can read her lips.

Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.

Bully: (Speechless)

Cemeteries are so popular! People are, like... dying to get there.

My homework was to watch as much porn as I can... and tell my teacher the details so he won't get in trouble for watching it during class.