SOS jokes

Yo mama so fat when she went to the movie theater, she sits next to everyone.

Why was the Orphan boy gay?

So he can call someone Daddy.

Why are orphans so good at tennis?

They never get love.

So I told the officer, "I can't even walk when I'm sober."

Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at the orange juice because it said "concentrate."

Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!

Yo mama is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck!

Your sister: You're so ugly.

Me: But we look the same, so who's also ugly?

"Honey, let's not go so deep into the woods, please. I'm starting to get scared."

"It's easy for you to talk. I can go back alone right now!"

These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!

Why do orphans go to church?

So they can call someone father!

Your Mama so fat, when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed but the sidewalk cracked up.

Why are people from New York so bad at chess?

Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).

Why are people in Japan so thin?

Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.

Yesterday, there was a blackout on my street.

So I sold them.

Why are orphans so bad at poker?

They don’t know what a full house looks like.

A man walks into a bar "Why am I so bad at Limbo?"

My son came to me depressed, so I pointed to the spare bedroom and said, "Hang in here, son."

Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?

They are skilled at separating colors.