SOS jokes
"Honey, let's not go so deep into the woods, please. I'm starting to get scared."
"It's easy for you to talk. I can go back alone right now!"
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
Why do orphans go to church?
So they can call someone father!
Your Mama so fat, when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed but the sidewalk cracked up.
Why are people from New York so bad at chess?
Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).
Memes
Why are people in Japan so thin?
Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.
Yesterday, there was a blackout on my street.
So I sold them.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house looks like.
A man walks into a bar "Why am I so bad at Limbo?"
My son came to me depressed, so I pointed to the spare bedroom and said, "Hang in here, son."
Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?
They are skilled at separating colors.
Your teeth are so yellow, you spit butter!
Yo mama so fat, she has to use pillowcases for socks.
Your hairline goes so far back your mom can't even reach it.
Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.
Q: Why are Americans so good at Rubik's cubes?
A: 'Cause they have a history of separating colors.
Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.