SOS jokes

Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.

He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.

Fun Fact: Did you know JFK's brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine?

Why did the orphan become a str1pper?

So she can have someone to call daddy.

I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.

My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.

Yo forehead so big, an airplane can use that as a runway!

I wanted to open a brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was, unfortunately, not so well received.

Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

My wife told me to treat her like a princess, so I got drunk and drove through the tunnel.

Depression sucks, and so do you.

I wanted to do something nice for my uncle, so I cleaned out the nice vase that was given at grandma's funeral. It had so much sand, I'm glad to help.

Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?

So you can read her lips.

Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.

Bully: (Speechless)

Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.

You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"

Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.

She said you can twerk, so I put her in a tractor and put her to work. She got mad at me and said, "There's no good men," but I gave her a kob and equal pay!

Your forehead is so big, you can fit Santa’s sack on it.

I wish the grass in my backyard was emo so it would cut itself.

Your mama's so fat when she sat on the toilet, the toilet said, "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, get your fat ass off of me!"