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I am so disappointed in this race.

Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.

A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"

The boy was sexually frustrated that he couldn’t have sex with girls, so he fingered his female cat.

"The dad was so horny he wanted to have sex with his wife, but his wife said no, so he fucked his daughter."

Why are Black women dating white men?

So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.

Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.

My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."

Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.

Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.

I don't understand why people get offended by incest jokes; they're so family friendly.