What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves (*sorry i wasn't making any jokes for a while i was getting sick of this thing*)
What did the earthquake say when it was done? Sorry, my fault!
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what's the difference between a car and a car i have absolutely no idea sorry
This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.*
P.S If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.
Best friend makes joke about 911 Me my pop was a part of that Best friend so sorry Me my pop was the pilot of he flew through 89 floors
HEY GUYS SORRY TO BOTHER YOU BUT SEARCH IZZY ON THE SEARCH THINGY ON THE WEBSITE THANK YOU!!
A man walked into a bar with a ak-47 with 50 round mag and yelled out who the fuck fucked my wife, everyone was quiet. one man at the back stood up and called, sorry mate but i dont think you have enough bullets.
Why did the car drive over the cake? Cause it was in teirs!! Lol sorry this ain’t funny
My childhood tormentor was at school. I walked through so I could get to class. And then he said, "Hey you donkey." I said, "Thank you, I'm so happy that I'm something, not nothing like you. And I gave him a pink lollipop. He walked off. And I became popular. Or should I say, Lolli-Popular. Sorry
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Ok, so i know most or all of you guys hate me and thats fine. You guys most likey no me as a horrible person which idk where u would hear that from. And finally I am truly a good person u just need to know me better. The only reason I fought tina and jack was because i was trying to be nice to another guy. Then i relised what side i should have been. I'm pretty sure everyone on this hates me. Just im sorry and just forgive me. Alya, Tina, Jack, and someone else i think all are nice people they just stick up for each other and thats what i relised. So if you still hate me its fine ill be leaving this app soon maybe. Hate makes me sad even though i use it but i know what was wrong i want to join the good side so just give a chance. This was watersharky's Apologies.
I have one policy and that is to not make fun of black people. Sorry jesus. You were white in the bible pictures.
Ur mum gay... Sorry wrong person
Guys, I'm sorry about these bad puns. I should've kept my big meowth shut.
It was raining sadly all day my wife my 2 daughters and me stuck in the house when wife’s mom and dad just died
Wife:😭😭😭I wish this never happened
Mia our first daughter: momy it’s ok I love whenever I see you🥰🥰
Abby our second daughter: I love u all only if you guys die I won’t but I love you when ur alive 😉😏
Me husband: what kind of nonsense was that you love us when we’re alive but you don’t love us when we’re dead🤥😥😓
Everyone except abby: abby this is serious mommy’s mother and father died. says Mia: yes your mom is sadly down right now you made her more sad😡🤬.says dad:sniffs* abby I had made a discussion I will take to an orphanage I am sorry 😣 when I amd better and happy and I forgot what you said then we’ll get you back.says mom:
This was not a joke I just did this for Love 💕
Patient: Sorry I'm so nervous, this is my first surgery.
Doctor: Oh don't worry, mine too!!
The person I hate. Omg my mom and dad just died. Me. Omg I am so sorry dount worry. The person I hate. I have a boyfriend. Me well I have a mom and dad. The person I hate. Rood. Me. Shut up.
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*An orphan goes to a family restaurant with her doll* "I'm sorry but you can't be here," said the man "this is a family restaurant" the orphan said "this is my family" then pointed to her doll.
