Why are feminists always against men?
Because men can piss with something that they can't: piss with dicks.
Want to know something good about people giving ZERO fucks about you, and living in the country? Everybody knows nothing.
What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? You don't get something in return if you give money to a church.
In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?
They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.
Leo: Mother, what is an idiot. Mother: An idiot is someone that explains something in a long, boring way so that the person that the idiot is trying to explain to doesn't understand. Mother: Do you understand. Leo: No.
My childhood tormentor was at school. I walked through so I could get to class. And then he said, "Hey you donkey." I said, "Thank you, I'm so happy that I'm something, not nothing like you. And I gave him a pink lollipop. He walked off. And I became popular. Or should I say, Lolli-Popular. Sorry
bully: your mom gay me: there something on your chin bully: where me: no, on your fourth one
Why Can a orphan go to a store to buy something what can come back home. Because They don't have a home
Whats something yellow and cannot swim? A bus full of children
Why is something orphans can never say? Let’s go home
I am trying to re comment something that used to be on here, but is no longer on here. Here are some rules to make a good joke: 1: don’t say “my life” 2: proof read your joke, and make sure people can read it/have good grammar in it 3: And don’t re post things (although this last one is hippocritical because this was me trying to repost something but it is still a good rule to go by)
A woman walks onto the Bus with his child. The driver says, "That's the ugliest child I have seen!" The woman sits down and tells her neighbor. The neighbor replies, "Go say something back. Here, I'll hold your monkey for you!"
New civil war themed porn title: “Harriet Tubman gets hit with something other than an iron ingot.”
hubble just spotted something huge coming out of uranus
Run or something will come to you and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you
Why was one afraid of every number in the world?
Because ONE wanted TWO get something THREE FOUR FIVE at the yard sale, but SIX was not there. SEVEN EIGHT NINE as well. When all but ONE remained, it got TENse.
My wife asked me to get her a puppy. I agreed and went to an animal shelter, as I was searching for a puppy, a fire was set and the entire animal shelter was burned down. A few hours later I returned to my wife. She knew I had no puppies and asked why, I replied "I couldn't find any" She understood but was upset, so I gave her something that I did get. She said, "Wow! This is good, what smokehouse did you get this at?
There was a woman, with me, sitting. I had to leave until she pointed at something, it was, my butt. I was confused until, it was her turn. Of, Truth or Dare.
I don’t trust stairs because there allwaysup to something
What did the right eye say to the left?—Between you and me, something smells!
