POV:someone stole micheal jacksons baby: he he stole my bab he he
what do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked? someone: ugly? me: no, trick question, they are still and orphan.
A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone. It’s either terrible news or great news.
Why Did The Orphans Like Church So Much? So They Had Someone To Call Father.......
Why do orphans go to church? Because they can finally call someone "father."
When does a skeleton laugh? When someone tickles his funny bone!
Someone butt dialed me again yesterday. It seems that only assholes want to talk to me.
I called prank called someone saying SON! ITS ME SON! IM COMING FOR YOU!!! my friend next to me asked who i was calling and I said the orphanage
i put someone in a wheelchair in to the fire and called him hot weels
Why did the orphan kill someone ? Because it would make him wanted
me: i have depression
someone: u should get out more! go outside
me: *goes to the beach* now its a tropical depression
what do you call it when you rickroll someone in the lgbtq?
you just got fruit-rolled
If I smiled one centimeter each time I watched someone I hated die, I'd look like the cheshire cat.
What fits neatly into a hole, slides nicely between breasts, and if used wrong could choke someone? A seatbelt.
*At A Funeral For Someone Who Jumped Off A Building* Victims Mom: "I wonder what was the last thing that went through his head..." Me: "Honestly...Probably his ass."
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office: I will find you... You have my Word.
Ok so km bored depressed and lonley someone wanna talk....
Im treated like god when im home, im usually ignored until someone wants something.
Why did an orphan have S** To have someone to call daddy.
what do baby’s and grenades have in common?
They both are silent but then when thrown at someone make a loud noise
