Someone jokes

Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?

A: Someone who just ate beans.

Someone: Stop making jokes about sh!

Me: Oh, sorry man, I'll cut it out, I'll cut it out deep!

When someone falls, you say to them, "I remember when I started to learn to walk."

I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.

Why does an orphan go to church?

So it has someone to call father.

What do you call someone without a body?

Nobody.

It's illegal to go onto someone's property, demand money that they might not have while wearing all black, and threaten horrible things if they don't pay.

But when the IRS does it, it's perfectly fine. HMMMMM . . .

When a bomb goes off, they call it an explosion.

When Keemstar exposes someone, they call it an exposion.

*text conversation boy: When you kiss someone, you burn 15 calories. Wanna burn calories together sometime?

girl: Are you saying I'm fat?

So I was looking through my pictures and I found a picture of a random kid that took a picture of his ugly face. It looked like someone that got hit by a car, then a bus, then a semi.

That’s what I get for not having a password on my iPad.

Why do orphans go to church?

Why?

To finally call someone "father."

Why do orphans love going to church?

So they can call someone "father."

Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.

If it is someone's birthday, say this for a joke:

"A long time ago in a far away galaxy...

YOU WERE BORN!"

You are playing as Ukraine in Military Tycoon, and then someone kills you. You see who killed you in nuke revenge, and it says "Putinmoserfucer2342."

A failed marriage is like an Avengers movie.

First someone snaps, then half your stuff is gone.

I was trying to tell some people here to stop, but then I found out that the S was covered in blood from me assaulting someone.

My brother got his legs chopped off, but someone FBI opened my basement door, but it wasn't my brother because he died of starvation in the basement.

What would an orphan ask for Christmas?

"A someone."

Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?

Someone turned off flight mode.

(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)