Im at my happiest point in life im dating someone thats autistic, and i was just saying i needed someone special in my life.
I said to Google How do i kill someone then i got https://www.wired.com/story/dark-web-bitcoin-murder-cottage-grove in the front before you click it it says if you want to kill someone we are the right guys.How the f this get in google
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These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans .Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
what do you call a lazy gay? someone who comes straight out of the closet,and goes straight to the couch.
Why was the orphan so successful? Because once someone told him go big or go home and he only had one option.
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i went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man." I replied, "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
the way u talk is so slow that the put u in the movie fast and furious and changed the title to slow and serious!!!😂😂😭
Serial murderer Ed Gein was famed for raping, killing, and skinning his victims.
When he was asked why he did it, he responded, "You don't know someone until you walk around in their skin."
What's the difference between calling someone dad or daddy? How you come from his balls.
Q. What do You call a gun that rapes someone? A. An assault rifle
Someone in London is stabbed every two minutes. Poor guy.
SOMEONE:WHEN YOU SUFFER FROM DEPRRRESION AND SOMEONE TELLS YOU TO CHEER UP
ME:MY WHAT A GREAT IDEA WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THAT;)
Ok there has to be SOMEONE on this website right now, whoever that is wanna chat? (im just bored)
Someone at school judged my grammar. I judged theirs by the terms "school" and "rifle range" being mixed up the next day.
Someone asked me my gender... I said woah man
your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using microsoft paint
Why do orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”
Everyone laughs when a bully teases someone, but no one laughs when that person commits suicide
