Someone jokes

Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.

Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.

Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?

What do you call someone that no one loves?

An orphan.

More random keyboard words made into sentences:

This was a joke that was made by someone who had never been to the game before, but who was the first person to make it into a game of game with the intention of being able to play the first person who played it.

It would be a miracle if someone figured out the length of your hairline.

What do you call someone with no nose and no body?

Nobody knows.

What do you get when you cross an atheist an insomniac?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

Is someone who is tardy again actually "retardy"?

There was someone who slept late... he missed the dream!

Why did the orphan become a prostitute?

So they could finally call someone "daddy."

Someone booted Stephen Hawking offline. Maybe next time he will stand for the pledge/anthem.

Someone asked me if I was a good sleeper. I told them I'm so good that I can do it with my eyes closed.

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce down south?

Nothing. Someone's losing a trailer.

Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.

Why does an orphan go to church?

So they can call someone "father."

Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!

I had the BEST day EVER.

1: I woke up.

2: I met someone I'm sad about.

3: I had fun and got them back again online.

But sadly the order was 2nd, 3rd, 1st... XD

Why do orphans love going to church?

Because they can call someone "father."

Sans, you lazybones, get up and do something.

Sans: I am doing something.

Papyrus: Oh yeah, what?

Sans: Thinking up a skele-ton of jokes.

Papyrus: SANSSSsSsSsSssSsSSsSsSsSSsSSsSsSsS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will end you.

Sans: What, does someone not have a funny bone? Oh wait, do you have a bone to pick with me? I have 206.

Hi everyone, my mom got me an iPad today, and this is really cool. Can someone tell me what decapitation is?

Someone handed me a knife the other day and told me that it was very smart. I made sure it didn't outsmart me.