Someone Jokes

I told a joke and some1 said "no one asked" then i said "no one would care to even ask"

I kicked into someone Ball.Now i got a red Card

Why did the Orphan go to church?

To call someone father.

Someone: I WANNA BE THE SUN OF YOUR LIFE Me: Then stay at 1 000 000 km of me.

How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you.

What do u call someone smart and dead ?

Stephen Hawking .......

I’m trying to find out what IDK means. Every time I ask someone they say I Don’t Know

Why did the Orphan become a prostitute,

Because they needed someone to call daddy

Why did sally fall of the swing-someone chucked a brick at her. Why did sally through a clock out the window-she had brain damage from the brick.

What do you do if you see someone raping your girlfriend? Help out. There is no way she can fight both of you. Then, find the poor man a lawyer.

Someone: PLEASE EAT I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE *Me tryna remember how long it would take me to die of starvation because ive already googled it and given up because it takes too long* Me: Na yeah I still have 19 days left

Why do orphans go to church. Because they can call someone father

Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it

When someone saw your hairline they thought it was a dorito logo

Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I had no idea why though...

Then IT hit me.

The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on, I said : Are you an orphan?. He said : Yeah what gave me away? I said : Your parents buddy

Comments and join dumbledore's army in the community to give someone you hate permanent bad luck

Someone stole my grass today, I went to the police and they said: "What's wrong?" I said "How could you tell something was wrong?" they replied "you were looking forlorn"