I used to have confidence issues because of my learning disability.
Until someone told me I put the sexy in dyslexia.
I used to have confidence issues because of my learning disability.
Until someone told me I put the sexy in dyslexia.
If you are going to make fun of someone, make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Double whammy.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer, it never gets old.
What happens when a skeleton does not laugh at your pun?
Looks like someone's funny bone is broken. ๐
Someone raped my ear, now I have hearing aids.
Guys, donโt let nobody hurt you with words.
Like someone once said, โSticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.โ
Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the coronavirus?
When someone sneezes, everyone shits their pants.
Someone who was working in the tower must've put their phone on plane mode.
Itโs the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there. โNo,โ says the neighbor. โThe seat is empty.โ โThis is incredible,โ said the man. โWho in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Final and not use it?โ The neighbor says, โWell, actually the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first World Cup Final we havenโt been to together since we got married.โ โOh, Iโm so sorry to hear that. Thatโs terrible... But couldnโt you find someone else, a friend, relative or even a neighbor to take her seat?โ The man shakes his head. โNo,โ he says. โTheyโre all at the funeral.โ
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.
Poor bastard.
I told someone some jokes, y'know? "Fruit Ninja," "barcode legs," "French puppet thigh wrings." And she was like saying that's not cool and stuff. So she reported me, and it was like:
The counselor: "So I've heard you've been making sh jokes?" Me: "You say it like it's a bad thing." Her: "It is." Me: "Chill bro, it ain't that deep. Don't worry I'll end it :)"