edward scissor hands: why is it that every time i touch someone they get ofended? kids: cause your a physco path
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Why do orphans go to church? Not because they are religious because they want someone to call father.
small word of advice:Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love cuz they may be gone by then, you don't realize but every second there is someone who dies and it just could be your loved one.
why does the orphan like nature, he can call someone mother
I was given my Electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me cauz I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up too.
How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple you don't.
Why do orphans go to church?
Its the only place where they can call someone father
What's the difference between Pikachu and a Orphan?
At lest someone chose Pikachu
What did the Indian say when he bumped into someone else
"Sari"
went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man." I replied, "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
What's the difference between covid and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident and the media blaming it on 9/11.
If I had a dime for every time someone has told me to KILL MYSELF I'd be a millionaire.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he could call someone Father.
a kid is trick - or - treating. he knocks on a door. then someone opens the door and the kid said, "HI I'M THE WICKED WIENER!"!!!🌭😺😸😹😆😅😂🤣😄
what do you call someone 400lbs with a beer? a heavy drinker
When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.
I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision. );
why did the orphan become gay, because he wanted to call someone daddy
Ask someone to call you a bitch when they do tell them bitches do as they are told
Why do orphans go to church? So they finely have someone to call father.
