If someone told me to bring up 9/11. They were trying to make a funny joke but it didnt work. That one really *crashed and burned*
Why did the man fall off his bike? - because someone through a refrigerator at him
What do you tell someone who has depression Answer: just hang in there
I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy.
What do you call someone without a body and a nose nobody nose
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie? It's always someone you know.
Say this when showing this website to someone: You know it’s to bad this website doesn’t have a home page
when someone calls you say welcome to joes pizza abortion clinic your lose is our sauce.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClbOw-y7f_s
why was the people's wedding so miserable... cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky they agreed to never try to have another wedding
I went to the table to eat my egg, but I couldn't find it anywhere.
I think someone must've poached it.
Is someone who is tardy again actually retardy?
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Someone who COUNTS BARS all day
Why did the clown stop smiling? Someone chopped his lips off.
I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort there twins. Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"
What is it called what a gay guy punches someone?
- Fruit Punch
More random keyboard words made into sentences:
This was a joke that was made by someone who had never been to the game before, but who was the first person to make it into a game of game with the intention of being able play the first person who played it.
I went to the super market one day and i saw a cEAsor salad for 69 dollars next minute someone comes up to me and says CAESOR DEEZ NUTZ
Why is my plane delayed
Because someone hit the sears tower
What will happen if someone kick you right in the balls? You will be like ow my nuts.
Q:What do you call brown mixed with yellow. A: someone who just ate beans
