Someone jokes
What do you call someone 400lbs with a beer? A heavy drinker.
Follow me if you know someone smart.
I would say something funny, but I would have to dig someone up.
I just want to say good morning to Gwen and everyone on this site. Have a nice day.
What if it's okay if someone can see my blue jokes, hello, bully, love, crazy, and Ariana jokes? Thanks!
Why do orphans go to church?
It’s the only place they can call someone “father.”
I asked for emotional support. They handed me a mirror and said, "Talk to someone who cares."
Someone locked me out of my house today... At least the children in my basement aren't my problem anymore.
Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.
My teacher asked the class to stand up if you're dumb. No one did, so she said, "Come on, someone must be dumb," and pointed over to the left side of the classroom. Lil Jonny stands up. "Do you think you're dumb, Lil Jonny?" asked the teacher. "No, I just feel bad for you. You're the only one who stood up," replied Lil Jonny!
What did the cops say when someone called him racist?
"How can I be racist? My wife's eye is black."
Why did the man fall off his bike?
Because someone threw a refrigerator at him.
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
Someone burgled my house the other day. It was terrible.
They ripped all of the front and back pages of my dictionaries. Things went from bad to worse.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.
I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them.
I can also tell if they are standing.
Someone stole my balls :(
Why did the orphan turn gay?
A: Because he wanted someone to call him "daddy."
Child: Mom, someone told me you talk like an owl.
Teacher: Who?
Child: Oh, it is true, you do talk like an owl!
What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o'clock on New Year's? First kill of the match.