Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.
He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.
someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong
Did you know an orphan is deeply religious. Because they can finally call someone father.
Why did the orphan become a str1per.So she can have someone to call daddy.
when you suffer from deppresion and some tells you to just cheer up god damn why didnt i think of that
Whatβs the difference between a child and someone who been kidnapped?? One of them is a domesticated pet
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father
why do orphans pray to God.
so they have someone to call father
If someone with a lisp dropped a hammer on their foot, would they be Thor?
How do you know if someone is anorexic? You toss them a onion ring and see if they eat it, or use it as a hula hoop.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They wanted someone to call "daddy."
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?.... Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.
your forehead is so big someone thought it was a billboard.
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
someone at my school the other day said the whoever killed hittler was a hero. whos going to tell him?
Roses are red, violets are blue, i'd rather be single then be with someone like you.
why are orphans prostitutes
so they can call someone daddy
Hey guys Billy has this weird disability where when he has sex with someone he says there name really loud. Billy-Hey guys I just got back from my DADS!! Wait what Billy??
Like if u meet someone emo
Why did sally fall off the swing ?
Because someone booted her in the face π€£π€£
