Someone Jokes

Why are lamps so scared? Because someone might throw it away

When someone pops up in your life making you all happy, you be like, "Who sent you??

Someone burgled my house the other day. It was terrible. They ripped all of the front and back pages of my dictionarys. Things went from bad to worse.

If I had a dollar for every time someone did something stupid, I would have approximately 7.8 Billion dollars.

why do orphans like to be gay so they can call someone daddy

That's not my age; it's just not true. My heart is young; the time just flew. I'm staring at this strange old face,and someone else is in my space.

what do you call someone without a body?nobody

When someone keeps talking while you are trying to focus on something, What is the rudest thing you can say to them?

SHIT- UP!!! ( shut up)

Orphan lady: ok kids, someone donated groceries Orphans: YAY! 5 minutes late.. Orphans: Wait..wheres the.. Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter* Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe

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it would be a miracle if someone figured out the length of your hairline

Teacher: Can someone tell me the only living thing that can reproduce without sex?" Jo

Little Johnny: "Your wife."

if someone wears black say "If you see someone wears black , they always be emo

An orphan goes up to someone the guy ses were are you parents

the orphan ses why do you think im wearing ripped pyjamas

if someones debated the speed of light and a drunk russian, the russian would take speed to grab a falling wallet

Why are orphans gay? To call someone daddy...

why do orphans like going to church?

they can actually call someone father

Why do orphan be come hoorkes case they can call someone dadday

Ok, so i know most or all of you guys hate me and thats fine. You guys most likey no me as a horrible person which idk where u would hear that from. And finally I am truly a good person u just need to know me better. The only reason I fought tina and jack was because i was trying to be nice to another guy. Then i relised what side i should have been. I'm pretty sure everyone on this hates me. Just im sorry and just forgive me. Alya, Tina, Jack, and someone else i think all are nice people they just stick up for each other and thats what i relised. So if you still hate me its fine ill be leaving this app soon maybe. Hate makes me sad even though i use it but i know what was wrong i want to join the good side so just give a chance. This was watersharky's Apologies.