Someone jokes

Everyone always has a special person in their life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus.

I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

Your mom is heavier than Mariah can even carry.

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly your dick into someone's asshole.

One day, someone's ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat, and her ex-boyfriend was there and gave her an apple. Next minute, she had chlamydia. What did the boyfriend do?

"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."

Someone came to me and said, "Your dad is gay." I just said, "Wait. You know where my dad is? Please tell me!"

Me: 911, I just killed someone.

Cops: Cool, we will not come.

Me: Why?

Cops: Don't admit a crime.

Phones: *Bang Bang*

Me: Well, that was 2 crimes done.

I was trying to tell some people here to stop, but then I found out that the S was covered in blood from me assaulting someone.

Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.

I told a joke and someone said, "no one asked." Then I said, "no one would care to even ask."

Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!

Why do orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”!

So this one time I saw Sally trying to get up after she fell off the swing, and I helped her up and she said "Thank you," and I said, "You're welcome." The next day I saw her legs and someone said, "I would not do that," and I said, "Whatever." I tapped Sally, and the top halve fell. I said, "WHAT HAPPENED TO SALLY?" And someone said she went in a minefield.

Why does an orphan go to church?

So they can call someone "father."

Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.

Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.

Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?

Tell someone to spell "Icup."

Answer: It will say, "I see you pee!"

Someone asked me if I was a good sleeper. I told them I'm so good that I can do it with my eyes closed.

What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?

An ingestigation.

"Hey, what does IDK mean?"

"I don't know."

"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."