Someone jokes
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
Someone I know is an ant. I feel like a mountain to them.
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peek-a-boo accident?
To the I.C.U.
You are playing as Ukraine in Military Tycoon, and then someone kills you. You see who killed you in nuke revenge, and it says "Putinmoserfucer2342."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
911.
911 who?
You said you would never forget.
Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."
Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"
Someone: . . .
Kindly yeet someone!
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
So there is someone who doesn't know what an armadillo is.
He then sees one. He asks it a question, "What are you?"
The armadillo replies, "Armadillo."
The person says: "What's a dilo?"
What do you call someone who has sex with foals, calves, and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
Why does the orphan go to church? He needs someone to call father.
Teacher: "If you're dumb, stand up."
Nobody stands up.
After some waiting, the teacher says, "Really? No one? There must be someone."
Little Johnny stands up.
"Oh, so you think you're dumb, Johnny?"
"Nah, I just feel bad that you're standing alone."
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.
Orphan: Help, I'm lost.
Someone: Wears your parents.
Orphan: >:(
What do you call someone who is in an airplane crash who was a 2006 Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes?
Josef Vasicek.
Why do orphans come to me?
'Cause they have someone to call "father."
I'm as bored as heck, someone wanna chat?
Hi, people. I really need a friend. Can someone please be my friend? Say in comments if you will.