Someone jokes
Someone lunged at me, armed with an unregistered nurse. I hit the floor.
If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.
When someone asks you why you went bald, say it wasn't a choice. It just happened.
Someone prank calls a general. The general hangs up and goes, "Kids these days have no respect for their elders. That's why I send them all to die."
You used to be someone’s sunshine, but sorry, the climate changed. 😂😂😂😂
can someone please tell what happened?
My middle name is Brian. I was so proud of being able to spell my full name till someone pointed out "Johnny Brain Walker" was incorrect.
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
Someone I know is an ant. I feel like a mountain to them.
"Hey, what does IDK mean?"
"I don't know."
"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."
What do you call Panera bread when it’s on top of someone?
Panera head.
"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
Why was the cookie angry? Because someone ate the chips!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
911.
911 who?
You said you would never forget.
Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."
Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"
Someone: . . .
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
Kindly yeet someone!
What do you call someone with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.