Someone jokes
"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
Why was the cookie angry? Because someone ate the chips!
"Hey, what does IDK mean?"
"I don't know."
"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
ITS SO TRUE ONG
What do you call Panera bread when it’s on top of someone?
Panera head.
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
What do you call someone with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
So there is someone who doesn't know what an armadillo is.
He then sees one. He asks it a question, "What are you?"
The armadillo replies, "Armadillo."
The person says: "What's a dilo?"
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
What do you call someone who has sex with foals, calves, and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
Why does the orphan go to church? He needs someone to call father.
Teacher: "If you're dumb, stand up."
Nobody stands up.
After some waiting, the teacher says, "Really? No one? There must be someone."
Little Johnny stands up.
"Oh, so you think you're dumb, Johnny?"
"Nah, I just feel bad that you're standing alone."
What do you call someone who is in an airplane crash who was a 2006 Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes?
Josef Vasicek.
Orphan: Help, I'm lost.
Someone: Wears your parents.
Orphan: >:(
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.
Why do orphans come to me?
'Cause they have someone to call "father."
I'm as bored as heck, someone wanna chat?
Hi, people. I really need a friend. Can someone please be my friend? Say in comments if you will.