Someone jokes
What do you call Panera bread when it’s on top of someone?
Panera head.
"Hey, what does IDK mean?"
"I don't know."
"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."
"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
Why was the cookie angry? Because someone ate the chips!
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
Memes
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.
Orphan: Help, I'm lost.
Someone: Wears your parents.
Orphan: >:(
Someone: Didn’t we already meet somewhere?
Me: Yeah. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.
What do you call someone who is in an airplane crash who was a 2006 Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes?
Josef Vasicek.
Hi, people. I really need a friend. Can someone please be my friend? Say in comments if you will.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
911.
911 who?
You said you would never forget.
Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."
Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"
Someone: . . .
Kindly yeet someone!
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
What do you call someone with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
What did Hermione say when she pantsed someone?
"Wow, Harry!"
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
Why does the orphan go to church? He needs someone to call father.