Someone jokes
You used to be someone’s sunshine, but sorry, the climate changed. 😂😂😂😂
My middle name is Brian. I was so proud of being able to spell my full name till someone pointed out "Johnny Brain Walker" was incorrect.
What do you call Panera bread when it’s on top of someone?
Panera head.
My wife is so fat. I finally got up the energy to walk around to the other side. I found someone else!
You are playing as Ukraine in Military Tycoon, and then someone kills you. You see who killed you in nuke revenge, and it says "Putinmoserfucer2342."
Someone I know is an ant. I feel like a mountain to them.
"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
Why was the cookie angry? Because someone ate the chips!
Kindly yeet someone!
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
What do you call someone with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
"Hey, what does IDK mean?"
"I don't know."
"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
Why does the orphan go to church? He needs someone to call father.
So there is someone who doesn't know what an armadillo is.
He then sees one. He asks it a question, "What are you?"
The armadillo replies, "Armadillo."
The person says: "What's a dilo?"
What do you call someone who has sex with foals, calves, and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.