Someone jokes
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
What do you call someone with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
"Hey, what does IDK mean?"
"I don't know."
"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."
Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."
Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"
Someone: . . .
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
911.
911 who?
You said you would never forget.
Kindly yeet someone!
I was going to join the debating team.
... but someone talked me out of it.
So there is someone who doesn't know what an armadillo is.
He then sees one. He asks it a question, "What are you?"
The armadillo replies, "Armadillo."
The person says: "What's a dilo?"
What do you call someone whoâs blond, beautiful, and listens to what youâre saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
Why does the orphan go to church? He needs someone to call father.
What do you call someone who is in an airplane crash who was a 2006 Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes?
Josef Vasicek.
Someone: Didnât we already meet somewhere?
Me: Yeah. Thatâs why I donât go there anymore.
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
Teacher: "If you're dumb, stand up."
Nobody stands up.
After some waiting, the teacher says, "Really? No one? There must be someone."
Little Johnny stands up.
"Oh, so you think you're dumb, Johnny?"
"Nah, I just feel bad that you're standing alone."
What do you call someone who has sex with foals, calves, and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.
Why do orphans come to me?
'Cause they have someone to call "father."
I'm as bored as heck, someone wanna chat?
Why do orphans go to church?
Why?
To finally call someone "father."
can someone please tell what happened?