When someone says you’re an orphan say..........I least I was wanted unlike you
someone cutting the cheese then farted. someone sees the cheese and it smelled like crap(literally) he said, "who cut the cheese?
When someone says "did i ask?" say "Then why did you respond."
Someone said to me when it was winter it time for you to “chill out” I was like 👁👄👁
Go up to someone and say "im sorry for your loss" and see what they do
Why are Nepalese 🇳🇵Bad at chess? Cause someone already killed their 👑
If you want to punch someone just punch an orphan.What are they gonna do, tell their parents😀
There were four people who went to land... only three returned..... Why??? They left someone for memories!!!!
There was someone who slept late......he missed the dream!!
Me: I finished a book with 100 pages Someone else: How was it? Me: It's a long story
What do you call someone who fixes walls? Juan probably.
What did the blonde say when someone says "Your baby is so cute"?
"For the last time, I don't want to sign up my child for Tindergarten just yet!"
Why do orphans love going to church? So they can call someone father.
Someone complimented me on my driving last week. They left a note saying, 'Parking Fine'
If someone says nobody asked you could say " well nobody asked for you to talk".
I'm bored someone wanna chat?
Why are Nepalese bad at chess? Cause someone already killed their king 👑
What makes 9/11 an inside job? Someone started calling it 10/7.