Someone jokes

It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.

Yo chin is so bumpy, someone said, "Is that Mt. Everest?"

The best way to tell someone that you don't like them is by texting them "370HSSV 0773H" and tell them to read it upside down.

When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:

Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?

Like if you know someone is emo and comment "emo🇷🇺."

I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

Why do orphans want to get married so bad?

To have someone to call "daddy."

Guys, if you saw a post from someone pretending to be me, don't listen to them.

I'm just going to be out for 3 days, or maybe for a month break. There are a lot of fakers.

Husband: I look fat, can someone compliment me?

Wife: You have good eyesight.

Why do orphans love to go to church?

Because they can finally call someone "father!"

I had the BEST day EVER.

1: I woke up.

2: I met someone I'm sad about.

3: I had fun and got them back again online.

But sadly the order was 2nd, 3rd, 1st... XD

What do you get when you cross an atheist an insomniac?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

Why can’t you private text someone in a community?

Because a community has more than two people.

A man is telling his story to someone. "My friends always said that they would kill me if I wore Gucci or Supreme. On April 1st, I wore both and conversed with them."

"Interesting."

"That's the story of how I got to the morgue," he says to The Gatekeeper of Heaven.

When someone asks you for a beef (fight), just say you're a vegetarian.

No, no, no, no. Spot the intruder.

There's no one.

What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.

Why did the orphan go to church?

So he gets to call someone father.

Why do orphans like pedos? Because it's someone that loves them and they can call "daddy."

My mom asked, "Why are you so depressed? It could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer."

I replied, "I wish I were Tracy Latimer because then someone would kill me."