Someone jokes
No, no, no, no. Spot the intruder.
There's no one.
A man is telling his story to someone. "My friends always said that they would kill me if I wore Gucci or Supreme. On April 1st, I wore both and conversed with them."
"Interesting."
"That's the story of how I got to the morgue," he says to The Gatekeeper of Heaven.
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
Why can’t you private text someone in a community?
Because a community has more than two people.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because it's someone that loves them and they can call "daddy."
Memes
Me everyday
It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
Yo chin is so bumpy, someone said, "Is that Mt. Everest?"
Guys, if you saw a post from someone pretending to be me, don't listen to them.
I'm just going to be out for 3 days, or maybe for a month break. There are a lot of fakers.
Why do orphans love to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
Like if you know someone is emo and comment "emo🇷🇺."
Tell someone to spell "Icup."
Answer: It will say, "I see you pee!"
Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.
When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.
When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:
Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?
The best way to tell someone that you don't like them is by texting them "370HSSV 0773H" and tell them to read it upside down.
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
Husband: I look fat, can someone compliment me?
Wife: You have good eyesight.
Why do orphans want to get married so bad?
To have someone to call "daddy."
What do you get when you cross an atheist an insomniac?
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.