Someone jokes

One day, a skeleton wasn't laughing. Someone asked him why he was not laughing. It turns out he fell and broke his bone, his funny bone that is.

Inmate 1: Why are you in prison?

Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, what about you?

Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus.

Inmate 2: OMG, you demon! Were they autistic?

Inmate 1: No, they were Fortnite kids.

Inmate 2 (who is Muslim): Halelouia, we have found the messiah!

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly your way into someone's pants.

Like if you know someone is emo and comment "emo🇷🇺."

The best way to tell someone that you don't like them is by texting them "370HSSV 0773H" and tell them to read it upside down.

I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"

If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.

Tell someone to spell "Icup."

Answer: It will say, "I see you pee!"

When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.

When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.

Yo chin is so bumpy, someone said, "Is that Mt. Everest?"

It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.

When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:

Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?

Guys, if you saw a post from someone pretending to be me, don't listen to them.

I'm just going to be out for 3 days, or maybe for a month break. There are a lot of fakers.

Why do orphans love to go to church?

Because they can finally call someone "father!"

Why do orphans want to get married so bad?

To have someone to call "daddy."

Husband: I look fat, can someone compliment me?

Wife: You have good eyesight.

What do you get when you cross an atheist an insomniac?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.

What do you say after you throw an egg at someone? "Yolks on you!"