Your hairline is like a lollipop because every time someone licks it it gets shorter
Note to all moms of teens, keep a dog. That way someone is excited to see you!
The Britain’s walk in the house of the alcoholic grandad they ask Mary the mum why she had blood all over her and she said someone dropped the butter they walked into the living room and Thomas was dead on the floor
Someone asked me if I was a good sleeper. I told them I'm so good that I can do it with my eyes closed
How did Stephen Hawking die
Someone pulled his eithernet cable (he died of a blue screen)
I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy.
You text someone to ask them why they snobbed you then they snob you again
say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them they got a paper cut
What do you call someone without a body and a nose nobody nose
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One day at school little Jhonny was not listening so the teacher came up to him teacher: at the end of this ruler is someone dumb ,little Jhonny: miss which end where you referring to?
If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?
The other day someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.
What do you get when someone named Victoria falls? A Victoria falls!
If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that F was the villain (alphabet lore) I would be Rich
what did the man say about someone who had a seizure? "jit was lagging"
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"One man's trash is another man's treasure" great thing to say to someone horrible way to find out your adopted
Anne Frank: this one time at camp. someone had to much gas
There is someone in my class named Henry Rocket Rueben, and he always says he rockets into my mom.
