when the bully says “you’re adopted” so you hit him with the “at least someone wanted me”
At least someone who is gay/Carter has someone.
I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed , but someone died
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot and then they bumbed him know he called them the talkwakers
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed? Someone turned of flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airaplane mode.
what do you say to someone being cremated? you urned it
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Q.How do you know when when someone is an opposition leader to Putin? A. When they are falling from their balcony.
Someone in the twin towers ordered 2 pizzas plane.
I stood on the edge a building and someone yelled "Do a flip!" .....and I did.
"when someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."
what do you call someone that no one loves...... orphan
Why did the orphan become a prostitude? So they could finally call someone daddy
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former soviet union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
How to know something won’t be fun: Someone will say cmon it’ll be fun!
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Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test
And that's what made him go down in history
Why do orphans like being criminals? Because then someone actually wants them
Why do orphans go to church.
To call someone father
I photo bombed someones selfie and then they yelled "Why would you do that i was trying to take a family photo!"
