Why did the orphan go to church? So they had someone to call Father
Get a head in life by decapitating someone.
why do orphans go to church
becuase they can finally call someone father
An ugly arrogant woman walked into a store with her 2 kids, yelling at them.
The store clerk pleasantly said, "Good morning ma'am and welcome. Nice children, are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling and said, "Hell no they are not, one is 9 and the other is 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins, Are you blind, or just bloody stupid?"
The clerk replied, "I'm neither blind nor stupid ma'am, I just can't believe someone would screw you twice,"
Why do orphans go to church so much?
So they can have someone to call father
Why did the electron leave the atom? Because it had it's ion someone else.
if someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, your the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person
Every time someone calls me fat I get so depressed I cut myself...
A piece of cake.
Whatβs the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
One is an orphan and the other is an ore fan.
Your momma so stupid when someone said itβs chilly outside she brought a spoon and bowl
Leo: Mother, what is an idiot. Mother: An idiot is someone that explains something in a long, boring way so that the person that the idiot is trying to explain to doesn't understand. Mother: Do you understand. Leo: No.
Looks like someones funny bones broken!
What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-ecutioner.
why dont you see black people with down syndrome? Because god doesnt punish someone twice
How to treat someone whoβs lesbian, gay, queer, transgender or bisexual
The same way that you would treat anybody else you homophobic bastard
How do men like their women? Striped
How does priest like their children? Clean
Why are most orphans strippers? they want to call someone mommy or daddy
What is the difference between stripper and candy? none. but they like it when you take the wrapper off
Chinese Names - Annie Wan (Anyone)
Caller: "Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?"
Operator: "Yes, you can speak to me."
Caller: "No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!"
Operator: "You are talking to someone! Who is this?"
Caller: "I'm Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It's urgent."
Operator: "I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?"
Caller: "Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one) was involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one) got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital."
Operator: "Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious, but I don't have time for this!"
Caller: "You are so rude! Who are you?"
Operator: "I'm Saw Lee (Sorry)."
Caller: "Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!"
Why did Shawn suddenly fly to Mount Everest, leaving behind friends family and food?
Someone told him that Shelby coming round the mountain.
How do you know someone has Down syndrome?
theyβre doing better than you
