Software Jokes

How is Stephen Hawking so smart? He uploads it to his software.

Hatsune Miku is not from an anime.

Why don't you fart in an Apple Store?

Because they don't have any Windows.

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office: I will find you... You have my Word.

An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.

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How did Stephen Hawking die?

He tried to update to Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.

What do you call a crazy computer?

Wired.

I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel.

A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT?

Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb?"

The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."

Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “Dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”

Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.

I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support Windows.

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25.

He installed a hacked client on his MC server called cancer.exe.

Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint?

Me: I Excel at it.

Boss: Was that a Microsoft pun?

Me: Word.

Facial detection? More like racial detection.

It's obvious Bill Gates didn't create COVID.

None of his other products are able to release new versions this frequently.