Society jokes
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.
Violence breeds violence, nothing else.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home base is.
Why does America have more guns than people?
Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.
I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.
He never came back the next day, says the local news.
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
Gays, blacks, and your maw, mate.
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.
Why can you hit an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
You know, it was so cold in D.C. the other day, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!
The amputee: -_-
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.