Society jokes
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.
What did Al-Shehhi say to Atta?
Most of his Taliban friends have more wives than teeth.
Why does America have more guns than people?
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Two kids told their parents they saw a man late at night entering their house on Christmas night.
The day later, they found out several houses were robbed.
Guy: Are you gay? I'm orphan.
Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.
Why do orphans not get family size [items]?
Because they don’t have a family to share with.
What's the difference between a woman with a penis and a terrorist? You can negotiate with the terrorist.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apes get picked.
Why do orphans go to church?
Why?
To finally call someone "father."
Why is there a middle school?
Because the kids that go there are middle class families.
I went up to an orphan and asked where their parents were--they stared.
Gwen, just take Tj as your boyfriend. Gah, just do it so he won't kill himself! Prince will be fine without you!
Why do orphans play with Barbies?
So they can have a home :)
Why can't an orphan play baseball in China?
They can't find home plate.
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.