Society jokes
Why can you hit an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
You know, it was so cold in D.C. the other day, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Friends, gather here.
Samantha, Josephine, Stevie, Jess, Alice, and Alex.
Yo momma so ugly, the Devil started going to church!
Hippity hoppity, women are property.
What do you call New York City?
A human zoo.
What is more used than plastic?
Hookers.
Why can't an orphan play baseball in China?
They can't find home plate.
What does every arsehole and Tory have in common?
They all produce horrible shit.
What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Jared from Subway touches the youth.
Who ended Franz Ferdinand's COD account?
He ended with a Black Handed bang.
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...
Why can't orphans have a home button on their phone?
Because they don't have homes.
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
What did the orphan say to the adopter?
Nothing, he just stared.
What's black and grey and red all over?
A dead r******.
Monster: “I will devour your family.”
Orphan: “Oh.”