Society jokes
Most of his Taliban friends have more wives than teeth.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Me walking away after committing murder in a school with my trusty “friend”.
What's the difference between me and the rest of America?
I love one and hate the other.
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."
Why can't homeless people buy a house?
'Cause they live on the streets.
What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?
They both sprout water.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t go home.
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to.
What would the main character from Martin Scorsese's Taxi Driver be named if he was a Mexican?
Travis Spick-le.
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?
Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.
Why do orphans not get family size [items]?
Because they don’t have a family to share with.
What's the difference between a woman with a penis and a terrorist? You can negotiate with the terrorist.
Two kids told their parents they saw a man late at night entering their house on Christmas night.
The day later, they found out several houses were robbed.
Guy: Are you gay? I'm orphan.
P1: What's the difference between a kid and a hooker?
P2: I don't know.
P1: Wow, you sick fuck!
Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?
Jm: Excujjimi?
Jk: No offense, Jim.
Jm: Yah, call me hyung!
Jk: But I'm bigger.
Jm: I'm older!
Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.
Jm:......