Society jokes

The mom and dad left the child because they were famous and rich, like rich monkeys.

What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?

Cotton gets picked.

What do you call a retarded Catholic?

Asperges.

Why can’t orphans be gay?

Because they have no daddy to call.

Paedophiles are f***ing immature assholes.

What happens when you cross a cow and a redneck?

The redneck fucks the cow.

Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:

"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

What's the best part of having sex with a baby?

Deep throat and anal at the same time.

What do you call a blind racist?

A not see.

Why do orphans play GTA?

Because they like to feel wanted!

For an orphan, any bag of chips is family size.

What type of phone do orphans have?

Android because they don't have a home button.

Why can orphans just be gay?

Cause they want to call somebody "daddy."

I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.

Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?

They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.

I saw a kid in a wheelchair, and he was getting bullied. I said, "Stand up for yourself!"

I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.

I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"

And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"

And I said: "Your parents."

If a person with Down syndrome robs you, what do you say? “I’m up your Down.”

My dad came out of my step-sister's room as I came out of my step-mum's room.