Society jokes
The only hood I like is pointy and white.
That's why I can't trust people when I don't see their face at night.
If certain diseases spread in water, why does Africa have them?
What do you call a fat girl with a rape alarm?
Optimistic.
Why do most orphans rob banks?
Because they just want to feel wanted.
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
What war did the black community win?
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.
I saw an orphan and I said, "Yo."
He said, "What do you want?"
I said, "To be your new father."
"Really??!" the orphan said.
Me: Lol, no.
Orphan *Jumps into street*
Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbor.
Police: Where is your neighbor’s house?
Me: If I tell you, you won’t believe me.
Police: Tell me.
Me: Next to my house.
Why don’t you see gay orphans at a daycare?
They have no one to call "daddy."
I used to know a guy from a nudist colony.
Man, I tell you, nothing looked good on him!
What is the most common crime in Asia?
Identity fraud.
Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?
We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.
I molested a child today, and it felt quite lovely on my penis! 👍
Yo mama is so ugly, if she got a pound for every boy that found her unattractive, boys would find her attractive.
What do you call an apartment full of black people?
A CON-dominium.
What did the homeless person get for Christmas?
- Nothing.
Do you know why Daddy never comes back to get the milk? Because he’s the milkman.
What is the difference between a feminist and a knife?
A knife at least has a point.
What do you call a pissed off midget?
A micro-aggression.