Two kids told their parents they saw a man late at night entering their house on Christmas night.
The day later, they found out several houses were robbed.
Society Jokes
Guy: Are you gay? I'm orphan.
Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.
Why do orphans not get family size [items]?
Because they don’t have a family to share with.
What's the difference between a woman with a penis and a terrorist? You can negotiate with the terrorist.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apes get picked.
Why do orphans go to church?
Why?
To finally call someone "father."
Why is there a middle school?
Because the kids that go there are middle class families.
I went up to an orphan and asked where their parents were--they stared.
Gwen, just take Tj as your boyfriend. Gah, just do it so he won't kill himself! Prince will be fine without you!
Why do orphans play with Barbies?
So they can have a home :)
Why can't an orphan play baseball in China?
They can't find home plate.
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
How do you organize a rave party in Ethiopia? Just put some bread on the ceiling.
My sister lost two things today:
1: Her virginity.
2: Her job at the zoo.
Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t go home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to.
