Society jokes
Helen Keller def faked it.
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
I ate a man because he was dead!
Where did the orphans go when the orphanage blew up?
Everywhere...
What can you say about that homeless man's life and current status?
Wasted.
Me walking away after committing murder in a school with my trusty “friend”.
What's the difference between me and the rest of America?
I love one and hate the other.
Bumpkin boy.
The British Society of Psychics' annual convention had to be cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances!
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?
1. They both want to die.
2. They both cut to die faster.
3. They both listen to emo songs.
4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."
Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.
There was a kid sitting in a corner.
Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"
Orphan: "..."
Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."
Most people my age have had sex. Not my fault I'm not able to fit in.
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!
A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"
And the women look at him as if they have never seen a man walk into a bar before.
Friends, gather here.
Samantha, Josephine, Stevie, Jess, Alice, and Alex.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.