Why did the kidnapper cross the road?
To get the kids at the playground.
Society Jokes
What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?
Answer: Non-existence!
"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝
What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom?
Sex worker.
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?
Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.
Too many people.
Not enough VooDoo dolls.
I have friends.
An Irish man walks out of a bar. It can happen.
A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.
Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."
What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?
An emo slits.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
What do you call a Mongolian swindler?
A Khan artist.
My acquaintance, William.
Why did the hobo cross the road?
To get the rotten donut on the other side.
What is the difference between human rights and the rights of a human being in?
What is the difference between babies and dogs?
I don't eat dog parts.
