Society jokes
Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no daddy to call.
What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?
Familiar pizza.
Bully: *Bullies kid*
Orphan: Stop!! *Cries*
Bully: What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?? XD
Orphan: :/
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? Because they can never find home.
What is an orphan's least liked meal? Family dinner.
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
Why does the emo's mom like taking her son to the store?
Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts!
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.
Why do orphans want a sugar daddy?
They actually can call someone "daddy!"
Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied? Because he can’t stand up for himself.
Orphan: I’m gonna tell my parents!
Me: Where are they?
Orphan: ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Because they don’t have a home to go to.
How do you spot a blind man in a nudist resort?
It's not hard.
What's it called when an orphan calls 911?
Operator: Hello, is your family okay?
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Operator: *bruh*
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
Anyone want to fuck? Cause my sisters are such cunts!