Society jokes
What is an orphan's least liked meal? Family dinner.
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
What is the difference between babies and dogs?
I don't eat dog parts.
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
I made a website to support orphans.
It just needs a home page.
Hi, welcome to Dave's Orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em!
What do you call a Scottish Muslim with drug problems?
(Said in a Scottish accent) "Amaffmaheed."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abort!
Why can't the orphan get the big bag of chips?
Because it's family-size.
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
What's worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree?..
1 baby nailed to 10 trees.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)
Why didn't the orphan go home?
Because he didn't have a home.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Yesterday I had a party.
I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.
I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!
When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.
A man walks into a bar... and he never walks out.
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.