Society jokes
Why don't molestation victims speak up about their trauma? Because it's a touchy topic.
Why do cops never put orphans in jail?
Because they aren't wanted.
What do you call a Chinese person with 1 leg? Tie Son Whu.
A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:
"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."
Q: What do bloods eat when they get sick?
A: Chicken noodle suwoop.
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
A: An orphan.
Hey, America. No towers? :(
What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?
Answer: Non-existence!
I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
Why can’t Chinese orphans play baseball?
They cannot run home.
Yo life so miserable, the adoption center wouldn't sell you, just give you away!
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but got plane instead.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?