Society jokes
Why are Americans bad chess players?
Because they lost to Towers.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
An orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum, bum, bum, got a family?"
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?
Parents' evening.
What do you call a Scottish Muslim with drug problems?
(Said in a Scottish accent) "Amaffmaheed."
White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."
I made a website to support orphans.
It just needs a home page.
What's worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree?..
1 baby nailed to 10 trees.
Why didn't the orphan go home?
Because he didn't have a home.
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abort!
Why can't the orphan get the big bag of chips?
Because it's family-size.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)
Yesterday I had a party.
I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.
I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!
A man walks into a bar... and he never walks out.
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
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