Society jokes
I like to make your mom jokes.
Because they're easy like your mom.
Why do orphans go to church?
They have someone to call "father" there.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Your disabled joke on you can't stand.
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can’t see their parents.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops*
Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abort!
Why can't the orphan get the big bag of chips?
Because it's family-size.
What do you call a Scottish Muslim with drug problems?
(Said in a Scottish accent) "Amaffmaheed."
The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.
Yesterday I had a party.
I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.
I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!
When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
When you're angry, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂