Society

Society jokes

Mom

I like to make your mom jokes.

Because they're easy like your mom.

Orphan

If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Orphan

What do blind people and orphans have in common?

They both can’t see their parents.

Orphan

Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."

Orphan

Is it bad to hit an orphan?

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.

Teacher

Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops*

Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?

Orphan

Why can't the orphan get the big bag of chips?

Because it's family-size.

Muslim

What do you call a Scottish Muslim with drug problems?

(Said in a Scottish accent) "Amaffmaheed."

Orphan

The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.

Kid

Yesterday I had a party.

I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.

I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!

Basement

When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.

Orphan

When you're angry, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Van

Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!