Society jokes
How do you break up a fight between two gay men?
Say, "Can you get straight to the point?"
For all those Simpsons fans out there, this one I'm sure you know:
Abe: "It's rotten being old. No one listens to you."
Lisa: "It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you."
Homer: "I'm a white male, aged 18-49. Everyone listens to me--no matter how dumb my suggestions are."
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?
Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.
Being incest isn't that bad. I was fingering my sister, and I found my dad's old wedding ring. Winner winner!
Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?
Why can't antelopes get married?
Because they can't elope.
What is the difference between the human rights act of a home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk?
Why do white people colonize everything?
To steal a culture for themselves, something other than fornicating with anything that moves including their own children and pets, which they already do.
If you're ever bored, hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,
just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."
Ok, here's a story about the church.
There were two parents, then they had a baby. Then they go to the church and the baby was getting a cross on his forehead. Guess he was big headed. Sorry if this offends anyone or makes this joke bad since I keep writing this.
Why don't orphans play tag?
Because there's no one to catch.
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
What is the difference between a human and a human being in a wheelchair?
Why did the orphan chase the family? Because he was jealous that he did not have a family.
What is the difference between the human rights act and a home?
You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!
If I called you gay, you would probably hit me with your purse.